Waxing my mullet, carousing, sweet-talking hot babes.
Any man, woman, or child who thinks they have what it takes to challenge this mustache.
Zoroaster, Iron and Wine, Goblin Cock, Bongzilla, Black Mountain, Sgt. Sunshine, The Black Keys, Black Elk, The Abominable Iron Sloth, Stevie Wonder, Beastie Boys, The Funky Meters, Roy Haynes, James Brown, Franz Ferdinand, Sage Francis, Sublime, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Aesop Rock, Bob Marley, Pantera, Suicidal Tendencies, Nouvelle Vague, Curtis Mayfield, Booker T. and the MGs, Thelonious Monk, G'n'f'n'R, Ben Harper, Primus, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Tenacious D, Sarah Vaughn, Metallica, Funkadellic, Lifesavas, Dave Brubeck, Lateef and the Chief, The Bar-Kays, Blind Melon, Cake, Buena Vista Social Club, Dangerdoom, Digital Underground, Fela Kuti, Duke Ellington, Galactic, G. Love, Helmet, Jimi Hendrix, Lyrics Born, MMW, oldschool Michael Jackson, Outkast, the Police, RATM, Sly Stone, Sole, Soul Coughing, Ween, Witchcraft, The Sword, Dr. Octagon....
The Squid and the Whale, Citizen Kane, Sunset Boulevard, The Big Lebowski, Sin City, Dr. Strangelove, City of God, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Royal Tenenbaums, Enter the Dragon, Billy Elliot, High Noon, LOTR, The Full Monty, The Graduate, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Dog Day Afternoon, Full Metal Jacket, Akira, Ninja Scroll, Raising Arizona, The Killing, the original Star Wars flicks, Clerks, Napolean Dynamite, Drunken Master, Gosford Park, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Point Break, Top Gun, The Secret of Nimh, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Animal House, Lawrence of Arabia, L.A. Confidential, Empire of the Sun.......
Jeopardy!, The Simpsons, Entourage, Flight of the Conchordes, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Antiques Roadshow, The Sopranos, Extras, The Borat Show, Funkyzeit Mit Bruno, Deadwood, South Park, The Daily Show, The Chapelle Show, The State.
To Kill a Mockingbird, Great Gatsby, Lord of the Flies, Germinal, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The World According to Garp, The Lord of the Rings, One Hundred Years of Solitude, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Sun Also Rises, The House of the Dead, Therese Raquin, The Hobbit, Robinson Crusoe, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Great Shark Hunt, Bushwhacked, London Fields, A Misdummer Night's Dream, Huckleberry Finn, Catcher in the Rye, A Farewell to Arms, Grapes of Wrath, The Iliad, The Odyssey, Catch-22, On Photography, all things National Geographic, Trainspotting, Where the Wild Things Are, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Heart of Darkness, anything by the venerable Theodore Geisel....
I am saving this space for the man or woman who steps up to the fucking plate and invents a Hoverboard.