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About Me

WELCOME TO MY MYSPACE..... I HOPE THIS LITTLE PEEK INTO MY WORLD DOES'NT DRIVE YOU INSANE. BUT IF IT DOES, HEH HEH HEH, WHO FUCKING CARES?!?! alrighty, here we go. i'm Ryan, i'm 34 but i act 24, and they tell me i look a lot younger than i am too, but i don't believe my own hype. i'm just a dirty skater kid from san jose, although i'm in portland now. i'm a single dad, my son is 13 and he's the best friggin kid ever! his mother died in 2001 so since then it's been just the two of us. he makes my crazy life a lot easier by being so good. but anyway...... i've had a lot of crazy adventures in my life and for some reason it seems i have to keep starting life over from nothing every few years. yea it sucks, it's getting really fucking old actually, but yet i ramble on, singin a song. ha ha. the most recent adventure was living in new orleans during hurricane katrina. yup yup! the storm itself wasn't too bad, but after was chaos! and getting out was like escape from new york. totally insane. but here we are. our lives are better here but i miss n.o. so much sometimes. it really is like no other place in the world. BIG UPS TO ALL MY N.O. BROS AND SIS'S, I MISS YOU ALL! some of the best people i've ever met live there still and they deserve mad respect for staying there and trying to fix the place they love. part of me wishes i was still there to but i gotta look out for my boy. ANYWAY....... this is just a little taste of my flava. if you want to know more, ask me anything. in my time i've been a good boy, but i've also been a very very bad boy and my life is an open book. i usually look pretty pissed but i'm really nice so don't be afraid to say hi!!!! DO IT NOW FUCKFACE!!!!

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My Interests

alright... what does ryan like? because the world is just dying to know right? ha ha! well i love sarcastic humor in case you have'nt figured it out already. i really love spending time with my son above everything else. we throw the football, play video games, watch t.v., family guy, robot chicken, and my name is earl are the best shows!!! i like to go out to bars and clubs. i like seeing live music. i'm pretty open, i just want to have some fun mutha fucka! i like to drink, and i love to smoke weed too. if you have a problem with that, fuck off. i said I smoke weed, i don't push it on anyone else and i would never expose my boy to it. i fucking hate it when people push their beliefs on me. i like throwing darts, i have a board in my apt. but i'm too good on it. boo hoo. i like to shoot pool, and i love pinball. lately i've been working out a lot and training in the ring. not just boxing but m.m.a., full contact fighting. i've always loved to fight, and fighting in new orleans woke that passion for me again. although i think i'm too old now to really compete anymore, i still like to get in there and mix it up sometimes. i also love hockey ( GO SHARKS!!!), and baseball (GO GIANTS). BARRY BONDS IS A GOD, DESPITE WHAT EVERYONE SAYS NOW. man fuck this.... if you want to know more hit me up any time.

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I'd like to meet:

WHAT?!?!? besides dead comedians, dead philosophers, and angry muppets??? i'm pretty open and can get along well with mostly anyone. if you like to have a good time and have an open mind that is a plus. ZAPPA- BELUSHI-

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MySpace Layouts

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Music:

i fucking love music!!!! i lost all my cd's in the hurricane, but i got a SIRIUS SATTELITE RADIO. and it's the best invention since sliced bread!!! i like different things. i like older punk and hardcore. i like speed metal and death metal. i also like classic rock a lot. i love listening to music of almost any kind. you may notice i change the songs on my page quite frequently.

Movies:

my favorite movie is, "the world according to garp". it's robin williams' first flick and it makes me cry. ( is that gay?). most people have'nt heard of it. i like "fight club", "this is spinal tap",and all bruce lee flicks kick fucking ass. i like independent films. i like movies that have a good story. i'm pretty open about my taste in films.

Television:

i watch mostly sports. SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS!!! SPORTS CENTER IS GOSPEL! and movies. a few sitcoms, (my name is earl, the office), i like some cartoons, (family guy, king of the hill, south park, simpsons), so yeah we like t.v. at my house.

Books:

yes.

Heroes:

I'M MY OWN HERO. DEAL WITH IT. IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW WHY. IF YOU DON'T, THEN FIND OUT.

My Blog

Blog Me? No, Blog You!

dear blog...... ok, it's been awhile since i've written, but i feel compeled to leave this for you. i look at my myspace everyday. i know that not all my friends do that, but i do. so i look at ...
Posted by morbidryan on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:48:00 PST

just to be clear.....

one of the reasons i post this crap for y'all to read is this: i look at my life as a tragic comedy. sometimes i like to let people have a little peek inside, so they can laugh along with me. cause i...
Posted by morbidryan on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST

ummm, excuse me?

pretty boy? did she just call me a pretty boy? please say it ain't so. i am NOT a pretty boy! i mean, i have a few grooming habbits that might be considered a little questionable, but i'm pretty fuck...
Posted by morbidryan on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:14:00 PST

i really need to.....

FIGHT!!!! so some of y'all know i've been goin through some shit lately. and i guess the "experts" say you need a release to keep you sane, right? well i need to fight.... really bad. i've always love...
Posted by morbidryan on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:40:00 PST

new ink, yup yup.

yeah so i got the new tatt. it's exactly how i imagined it and it looks pretty fucking good. but holy fucking shit!!!! i paid the price for it. not the money, i don't care about that. i'm talking abou...
Posted by morbidryan on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

i have to wait till next paycheck for my new tattoo. there are more pressing needs right now. FUCK! i hate being a responsible adult. what have i become? in the past i would have said "fuck it", ...
Posted by morbidryan on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 05:38:00 PST

laughing at me.

ok, of my top friends list, the first 12 are actually people. the others are bands or suicide girls.3 of those 12 are people i have never met (and who knows if i will), 5 of those are friends from new...
Posted by morbidryan on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

and now a message from our sponsor.....

you can all go fuck yourselves. haha, i love saying that. and for 86.3% of you, it applies.
Posted by morbidryan on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST