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norma j. alexander

can i get a hit off that juice box?

About Me


I want to join the Klan.

I love this.

My Interests

something real,
tea
& Obits in the morning.

I'd like to meet:


peter peter pumpkin eater

Poem:

In this light
I can see through your body.

Black Hills Indians wrapped your bones in arrows and feathers
for the day you make your exit, inspiring new battles in heaven.

Enemies sliced by the wit in your [hair].

You are a Sunday porch I could do nothing on
and feel like everything was happening.

Let me pull my hurricane move—
a move to turn your gilded fortress to shrapnel—
to windscorch your overbooked rickshaws,
melting your slippers into glass formula.
[Giddying] you [up].
Bursting your [pants]
into [black] shredded wheat.

AAAAAAH!

Andromeda Carnivora
envy of novas
zing your flesh across twilight.

Stay asleep
so the aircraft aren’t drawn to land
on the Christmas lights
crackling safety signals
from your eyes.

I saw you
panting in the oven of your skin.

Aren’t you tired of awakening next to lost armies?
Sick of people looking for jade in your nostrils?

Subterranean teeth-gnashing orchestra.
Zebra killer.
Flexed duchess.
Carved cha-cha-cha.
Zirconia sass rock.

I want the theater without the drama.
I want the opera without the soap.

Lay in the stillness of a fighting-saints fairy tale.

Your partner is here,
a frog in a coma of kisses.
You, dressed as wonder,
screwed me backwards
with your
dyslexic kiss.

Fairytale saints fighting a stillness.
Kisses of coma.
Here is partner your.
Wonder dressed you.
Backwards me screwed.
Kiss dyslexic.

Books:

Deadeye Dick

Heroes:

Kilgore Trout

My Blog

"How Nice -

To Feel Nothing, And Still Get Full Credit For Being Alive." Lame, but R.I.P. all the same.
Posted by norma j. alexander on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:03:00 PST

Damn 1950's

Two of Gwen Stefani's Japanese girls contracted polio and died.
Posted by norma j. alexander on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

I'm Concerned... But Not Enough

The only black women I see on T.V. are Flavor Flav's bitches, Oprah and Dr. Hibbert's wife.
Posted by norma j. alexander on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:51:00 PST

The Feces Fairy?

The one I really don't get is when people are walking their dogs, go to clean up after their dogs, put the shit into a bag, tie it off, and leave the plastic bag right on the sidewalk. What's supposed...
Posted by norma j. alexander on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:34:00 PST

I Consume, Therefore I Am.

It's about three in the morning. I'm watching TV and have just realized that the only connection I have to my culture is my pay check. Because I just don't understand how most of the stuff on TV gets...
Posted by norma j. alexander on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST

A Practical Theory of Relativity

Sometimes I think about the Girls Gone Wild franchise -- specifically, the Spring Break videos -- and I realize, with a fair bit of horror, that many of those drunken, slutty, borderline-retarded chic...
Posted by norma j. alexander on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

I'm Sticking With Chateau.

Computer-generated aliens attach jumper cables to the ears of the Energizer Bunny so that their ailing space ship can depart Earth and return to its own planet. Small white text at the bottom of the ...
Posted by norma j. alexander on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:16:00 PST

Genius

I tend to use the phrase, "South Park did an episode about that," as a means of validating and showing approval for an idea. ...
Posted by norma j. alexander on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST

I-I-I-I-I-I-Uh-I-I...

Closed captioning has actually managed to make Hugh Grant even more irritating. But I still like him.
Posted by norma j. alexander on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST

It Was a Spin-Off of The Cosby Show, Afterall

Now that I'm older, I realize that A Different World is just about a bunch of white people at college.
Posted by norma j. alexander on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:52:00 PST