Well let's see... I'm a jock with nerd tendencies and a nerd with jock tendencies. I'm overly confident and overly neurotic. I'm obsessive-compulsive and easy going. A germophobe who appreciates gross humor. A morning person that gets up at noon. A fan of dry, subtle, low-key, witty, British-type humor who can also take in an Adam Sandler movie. I finished top percent in high school, but couldn't finish college. -----------------------------------------------On paper, I look like a piece of feces, but if you were to meet me I might come off shining. I think I'm hot snot on a golden platter, but I'm really cold boogers on a paper plate. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, then a frontal lobotomy. Did I mention I'm single? I wonder how that could be. --------------------------------------------------- I'm a liberal activist that doesn't do anything about it. I think the Good Book is just that : a good book. Aesop's Fables if you will. I have a high I.Q. but have killed most of those brain cells. Here's a Some Kind of Wonderful reference for you : I'm looking for a Mary Stuart Masterson type, but I tend to mainly hang out with Lea Thompson types, so I guess I'm doomed. I'm a street fightin' man and a honkytonk woman. A thriller who's off the wall dangerous, so just beat it. I prefer Marvel to DC, Star Trek to Star Wars, bottles to draft, boxers to briefs, and trucks to cars. I'm the gayest straight man you'll ever meet and at the same time can do all the requirements to keep my man card : spit, grunt, burp, drink, smoke, play sports, and ogle women. Good times. Did I mention I'm single? I wonder how that could be. ------------------------------------------------------------
I like long walks on the beach as long as I'm not doing the walking. I sleep on my stomach and my back is plenty happy about that. Someday, I will be a film director, though I've made no immediate efforts for that to happen. And I hear about it everyday from a plethora of individuals. Maybe I'll just teach or coach. As they say, those that can't do, teach; and those that can't teach, coach gym. Anywho, that's me in a nutshell. Look, it's me, I'm in a nutshell, how did I get in this great, bloody big nutshell...walking contradiction. Did I mention I'm single? I wonder how that could be...
