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My Interests

Music:

Rocktober! There was a time when we Americans took this month to celebrate the values of classic rock. Pounding beats, grinding guitars, and single syllable lyrics about boobs and elves.

Movies:

"Here's a movie I can recommend, a story that promotes good old fashioned values. I'm talking, of course, about 'Brokeback Mountain.' Didn't see it, but from what I understand, it's a classic cowboy fable. Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal co-star as two cowboy buddies: real men doing what real men do, riding the range, fighting bears. You can practically smell the leather."

Television:

General Hospital now that Rick Sprinfield is back.

Books:

"They're elitist - constantly telling us what is or isn't true or what did or didn't happen. Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I want to say it happened in 1941, that's my right."

Heroes:

"You people are the glue that keeps out country together, the library paste that patriot children eat when the teacher's not looking. You are the bondo that covers up the rust holes in the left-rear corner panel of the '84 Chevette that is America."

My Blog

I'm Back

Sorry for the lack of updates, signing on here, but things have been quite busy. Lots of public appearances, and movie interviews, plus always on the look out for any bears. Always have the bear watch...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST

C-Span

Hello truthlovers, I hoped you all got a chance to see my speech over the weekend. There were clips of it in Monday's show, and I'm sure you can find it online somewhere. Anyway, it was a...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

Stephen Jr.

I hope everyone was proud to hear my announcement that I will be the proud father of a Flying Baby Eagle! Light your cigars and celebrate the soon to be daddy.
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 06:57:00 PST

My New Book

Thats right a book deal is in the works... More details will follow. We are expecting a late 2007 release, but ill try and push that up sooner.Stephen
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:21:00 PST

Random Truths

One of our new members had this image up on their blog and i wanted to share it with everyone.Hope you all have enjoyed this weeks shows.Regarding last weeks awards: Remember I CALLED IT!!!Tune in ton...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:08:00 PST

Vacation Report

As you may have noticed we had some re-runs last week...Don't fret i have returned and I bring you all a shirt that says:"Stephen Colbert went on vacation and all i got was th...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:23:00 PST

Threat Down!

We have one threat to our nation tonight America...Too many "me's". We spoke about there being too many popes in the past. But now there is another me. I was asked to be my own friend. Th...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 08:15:00 PST

Truthy Fan of the Week

now the reason there was some shift in top 8 on the leaderboard is because of a contest thats starting today. every week i will pick the fan with a creative submission to me. the winner is...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:46:00 PST

Have I told you lately that you look truthful?

Hello Nation. Sorry about the lack of updates, times have been busy and lots of people to keep in check. As some of the regulars know I have been under lots of fire recently for random things.&...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST

Visions of truth dance in your head

Hello Nation The War on Holiday is still going strong. Hey if christmas day isnt a holy day then its just the collective climax of a month long consumer orgy. We have accomplished so much. We c...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:09:00 PST