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T.J.

Death, sadness, despair and disease, the myriad miseries of our quotidian existence, life as sufferi

About Me


I like words, maps, music and movies. My favorite word is rigamarole. I'm friendly with cats. I'm trying to become more sexually active in the community. I have an unnatural fear of falling satellites. I can't stand tableclothes and the phrases, "Anything can happen" and "Everything happens for a reason." I eat way too much cheese.
You're An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one. What Kind of Drunk Are You?Favorite Sexual Position: 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.Turn Ons: Girl Parts.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comStability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.trait snapshot: introverted, secretive, messy, depressed, does not like leadership, somewhat nihilistic, observer, does not make friends easily, unassertive, feels invisible, feels undesirable, hates large parties, does not like to stand out, leisurely, suspicious, submissive, abstract, unpredictable, intellectual, likes rain, likes the unknown, negative, weird, not a risk taker, unadventurous, avoidant, strange


You're Adventures of Huckleberry Finn!
by Mark Twain
With an affinity for floating down the river, you see things in black and white. The world is strange and new to you and the more you learn about it, the less it makes sense. You probably speak with an accent and others have a hard time understanding you and an even harder time taking you seriously. Nevertheless, your adventurous spirit is admirable. You really like straw hats.
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My Interests

Robots, Loitering, Napping, et cetera

I'd like to meet:

Aborigines! No Cutters Please. Also Judd Apatow.
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality TestI'm just glad I'm not that stupid Bear.

Music:

The Beatles, Guided By Voices, The Pixies, NWA, Built To Spill, Bright Eyes, Whiskeytown and Ryan Adams, Pulp, Tha D, Morphine, Belly, Ice Cube, Primus, Shakira, Desaparecidos, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Cat Power, Old 97's.

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Dr. Strangelove, Back To the Future 1-3,It's A Wonderful Life, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Jackass: The Movie, Heathers, The Royal Tenenbaums, Zero Effect, Lone Star, RAD, Amarcord, Arsenic and Old Lace, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, Made, Magnolia, The 40 Year Old Virgin, March of the Penguins, Half Nelson, You Got Served.

Television:

The Colbert Report, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Undeclared, 30 Rock, Dateline: To Catch A Predator, Best Week Ever, Flip That House, Flip This House, Twin Peaks, Cribs, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, World Poker Tour

Books:

Any David Sedaris, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Siddartha, World According to Garp, Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure, Killing Yourself To Live, The Know it All, Freakonomics.

Heroes:

The Dude and Judd Apatow

My Blog

2007 Films of Cinema

Here is a little rundown of my favourite moving pictures of 2007 so far..... 2007 Films of Cinema ..[if !supportEmptyParas]--> ..[endif]--> 1.  Knocked Up     &nb...
Posted by T.J. on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:06:00 PST