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Bean vs. Beast

Cocaine Socialism

About Me

i average two puddings per day. currently, i experiment with tobacco and mustaches. myspace is like a bad wedding . a really bad wedding.

My Interests

dancing with myself.

I'd like to meet:

morrissey...when he isn't sweating.

Music:

The Fitness, Dresden Dolls, Mew, BoySkout, The Distillers, Nine Inch Nails, Peaches, The Faint, Le Tigre, Interpol, Sleater Kinney, Sons and Daughters, Miss Kittin, Communique, Bjork, New Order, Joy Division, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Pretty Girls Make Graves, BRMC, Massive Attack, Portishead, Bikini Kill, Morrissey, The Rapture, LCD Soundsystem, The Arcade Fire, Chicks on Speed, Xiu Xiu, Royksopp, Joan Jett

Movies:

Blue Velvet

Television:

RENO 911!

Books:

Slaughterhouse Five, Breakfast of Champions-Kurt Vonnegut; Glamorama, Less Than Zero-Bret Easton Ellis; The Acid House-Irvine Welsh; Catch22-Joseph Heller

Heroes:

post-70's Jane Fonda

My Blog

This blogs beef regarding CENSORSHIP and poly-filled BOOBS!

Let's not upset the advertisers...Praise the First Amendment!!!
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 10:47:00 PST

Congratulations! It's a...BLOG!!!

what's with all the milk? time for that paternity test...
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:10:00 PST

Bloggie Does Dallas!

That's one hot piece of ass...
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 09:04:00 PST

blah blah...blahggg!

workin for the man (in makeup).
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One quarter pounder blog w/ cheese, hold the pickles!

so profound...
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is my left blog bigger than my right?

(n) camel: cud-chewing mammal used as a draft or saddle animal in desert regions
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Filthy Blog Whore

well it's not so bad..just give it a little time.
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BUI:::Blogs under the influence:::

Just one more teaspoon of codeine please.
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blogs gone wild!!!

$9.95 plus s&h
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need a blogatomy asap!

Battleship, anyone?
Posted by Bean vs. Beast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST