Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah

About Me

I was born into a suburban household about twenty odd years ago. My biological parents are still married and all evidence points that they love each other and love me. Mommy never beat me and daddy never fucked me.After a relatively complacent and vaguely shitty childhood I graduated into a standard issue adolescence of awkwardness and inner embaressment. I have since escaped the bonds of high school and look forward to having all my dreams shatter as I settle into a pointless and unfulfilling adulthood.In other words, I'm exactly like you.

My Interests

My key interest is exploding and shimmering like flashes of lightning bugs in the sky or whatever the hell it says in On The Road. (It's been a while since I read that)

I'd like to meet:

1. The pope. 2. The president. 3. The butcher. 4. The baker. 5. The candlestick maker. 6. The ghost of Oscar Meyer. 7. Maggie and Hopie. 8. Somebody even remotely interesting. 9. Iron Man 10. Yo' mama 11. Fans of my comic book drawing genius.

Music:

Music is an arrangement of sounds that are often governed by pitch, harmony, rhythm, and modulation. For reasons unknown to modern science, these assortments of notes have a very stirring effect on the human mind.

Movies:

Film is an art form where multiple photographs of an action are shown in rapid sequence through a projector in order to present the illusion of movement on the screen. Often sound and music is dubbed in for the presentation of some kind of story to go along with the images

Television:

Television is a glass teat that is not real art since all the shows are just a scam to get you to sit still long enough for the commercials blah blah blah you've heard all that stuff before.

Books:

They gots words in 'em. Sometimes pictures too.

Heroes:

Many myspace profiles state that the subject of the profile has no heroes. They say that heroes are people and that people are flawed. They sometimes add that any mythic image of heroism shows cracks under the finish should you study it carefully enough. I can't say that this isn't true, but I do believe that it's missing the point

My Blog

Got rant if you want it.

1. So, how many of you fine people have seen the public access show I occasionally work on? Well, from now on there's a slightly better chance that one of you will have accidentally seen a fraction of...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:48:00 PST

Why do the evil cowboys always want to make you dance?

1. I had my hair cut short once again. I haven't had a trim since July of last year, so it was getting pretty shaggy by the time I was in the barber's chair once again. And yes, I am aware of the ill ...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:17:00 PST

Writing, writing, writing.

1. So, did anybody watch the debate? I was unable to catch it on TV, but I did watch it on the Youtube. I didn't really think that there was a "knockout moment" for either candidate. Both were aggress...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:21:00 PST

Ryans Editorial...

1. So, Wall Street took a swift, major kick in its extra-sensitive cojones pretty recently. I guess that's what happens when you lend lots of money to people who have shitty jobs, no collateral, no sa...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:33:00 PST

Im Right And Youre Wrong...

1. So, what's your opinion about John McCain's vice presidential selection? Everyone else seems to be quick to toss in their two cents, so I guess I'll follow their lead...I'm going to have to a...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:36:00 PST

I am bored and wish to rant...

Do you ever get that sensation that you are disliked by just about every single person you know? That, in reality, they're only putting up some kind of token facade whenever you speak to them? You kno...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:14:00 PST

Make my Funk the P-Funk

Yesterday I had the distinguished pleasure of attending a George Clinton concert. This was a long time coming since Clinton and his P-Funk Mob are one of my favoritest musical combos of all. I have mo...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 11:33:00 PST

It turns out that I didnt even vomit!

A couple of weeks ago I had the good fortune to tag along on a trip to Six Flags with some of my film crew buddies. As I said when I was there, I humbly thank my friend and TV producer Deb for invitin...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:57:00 PST

I went and saw me some REM.

Yep, over the course of last Friday I traveled down to The Comcast Center with my baby sister and we took in one of those good ol' fashioned rock n' roll performance shows. The headliner was college r...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:46:00 PST

Various topics of mediocre interest. (At best)

Since I've been periodically giving you folks updates on Cheryl's recent goings-on with Tokyopop, I might as well give you one more.It's bad news though, so be ready for it...I recently read a press r...
Posted by Ryan Valentine is the mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:37:00 PST