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About Me

The basic tennet to remember is that the title I place on myself is the greatest to ever have walked the earth. Not only that, but I'm so far above your head with every joke I make that you won't find them funny. And also, I'm a wrestler. And also, I'm a former mascot, president and trustee. Also I'm the awesomest. Except for Jesus.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet open-minded people who enjoy the philosophy of Jean Jaques Rousseau, early 90s and 80s music, romanticism and romantic thought, the idea that we are all related. Wresling and Family Guy fans are welcome, as are the Monty Python ones. Hell, even if you don't like me, I'd like to meet you. Maybe we could set up some sort of epic showdown. I'd also like to meet Mr. T and Carmen Sandiego.

AIM -MaskedMister

My Blog

My Dad's Eulogy

My dad was a simple man.There is not much more to add to that. He was like clockwork; up every morning at five, have his coffee, do his paper route and get us going on our way. I hardly ever heard my ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 09:21:00 GMT

American's Biggest Mistake

My fellow Americans,The err of which Americans perform aspects of their every day life is tied into their historical past. Not the recent historical past - the mistakes made in the Middle East, or the...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:56:00 GMT

On The Importance of Clean Underwear

When, in the course of human events, it becomes absolutely necessary to plagiarize a founding father for the purpose of a face book note, it is, in turn, time to illustrate a broad range of subjects t...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 19:23:00 GMT

High School Survey

Cuz I'm a stupid idiot who is biding time until African History.1) Where did you graduate from and what year?Danvers High School, 20042) Did you have school pride?Hell yes, I was Freddy the F'n Falcon...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:43:00 GMT

Declaration of SUPER-emacy

Dear citizens! Fear for yourselves NO LONGER! I, Kal-El of Krypton, AKA the mighty SUPERMAN, am here not only to protect you, but all of humanity, from the perils and dangers evil presents! I am here ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:56:00 GMT

Riding With Private Malone

yoshiact16: how is school MaskedMister: I got a 3.56 GPA yoshiact16: wow! yoshiact16: very impressive MaskedMister: Thank you MaskedMister: It's kind of like that song Riding With Private Malone yoshi...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:02:00 GMT

Losing My Religion???

There should be an explanation with every quiz. You fit in with:Taoism Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Taoist faith. Spirituality is the most important thing in your life. You strive to ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 21:47:00 GMT

Go Ahead and Jump!

http://www.lyricsdot.com/ Go here and do a search for "Jump" by Van Halen. Download that song, listen to the lyrics, learn those lyrics! You know why? Because they are some of the best lyrics of al...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jun 2005 09:55:00 GMT

The *Sometimes* Cookie Monster???

Sometimes I wonder about people. And those people I wonder about usually aren't me. Notice the boldness of this entry. Why? Because what I'm about to say is very important. And most of the things I ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jun 2005 04:21:00 GMT

I Don't Care For Elmo Whatsoever

Unlike most nonsensical blog titles, this one has relevance to my post. Elmo sucks. I really don't care for this Muppet. I like Sesame Street, I enjoy Ernie, Bert, Count, Cookie Monster, Grover,...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Apr 2005 06:49:00 GMT