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Some say theyre the ghosts of former rock legends come back from the dead. Some say theyre aliens sent to melt the brains of humans with their extra-terrestrial-tunes. Some say they just came outta nowhere and they suck hard. But the fact remains; few know the true origin of this four-piece rock and roll band from Carey Ohio...Moonlight shone through an overcast night sky as two dark individuals emerged from the Ritz theatre in Tiffin, Ohio. They had just played a show with the Jazz Summit, and the only thing on their minds was music. The date was none other than April 24, 2005. The individuals were none other than Madcap Mike Ritter and Ted The For-Real Deal Reinhart. And the encounter was nothing but epic. For it was these two musicians who would later conspire to form rock and roll super-group The Lawngnomes. Joining forces with Delightful Dylan Kromer and Luscious Lou Walter, the band was destined to forever change the underground scene of Wyandot County. Armed with amps and loaded with lunacy, these four madmen continue to terrorize audiences (and neighbors) everywhere with their righteously righteous music and uncanny style.

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Member Since: 12/19/2005
Band Members: Ted Reinhart - Drums and Vocals Lewis Walter-Guitar and Bass Dylan Kromer - Bassist and Vocals Mike Ritter-Guitar and Vocals
Influences: Lynard Skynard, The Beatles, Black Sabbath, The Romantics, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Weezer, Alien Ant Farm, Chuck Berry, Blue Oyster Cult, Billy Idol, Kiss, The Stray Cats, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Green Day, The Hollies
Sounds Like: a monkey soaked in gasoline after drinking a case of monster energy drinks and riding a motorcycle really fast while wearing leather pants
Record Label: Area 51 Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

New Gigs - Especially Pantry Palooza!!!

First off, on Sunday May 18th, you need to head on over to the Gazebo in Downtown Carey to check out...The LawngnomesNewkleusThe StimpletonsMC SykosisThe MudsharksAs they kick out some sweet jams to r...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:16:00 PST

The Lawngnomes - The First Chronicle

Hey Kids and Adults, Exciting news is here. RitMax Entertainment is working with The Lawngnomes to create a kick-butt movie about them and their ability to suck harder than any other...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:28:00 PST

Prodigal Bum

Ladies and Jivemen, I just up and posted a new song. I was written by Dylan Kromer. It’s called OoWeeOo, and it’s pretty cool. This s...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:32:00 PST

The Poop Factory

Hello Friend, On behalf of myself, Mike Ritter, and of my partner in business, Theodore Franklin Reinhart, I am pleased to announce plans for a new club that the two of us will...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:32:00 PST

The Rocking U - Upcoming Gigs

Hola and Hello, Just wanted to say muchas gracias to all our fans and Spanish speaking comrades for coming out and representing at the Rocking U last week. We sold a bunch of ...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

---------Demo Songs and Stuff--------

Hey, I don't like sounding redundant, but I just wanted to give some new info about the demo that has not yet been given. Firstly, the track listing is a-like so, 1. Chicka Ch...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:37:00 PST

(:The Demo is Done!!:)

Ladies and Gents, I have semi-exciting news about the Lawngnomes new Demo - It is done! We anticipate receiving copies of said demo some time next week, which we shall be brin...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:28:00 PST

February First and Beyond

The Gnomes Got Styles. We got styles you can't comprehend. We got styles too stiff to bend. We got styles with some pizazzz. Mikey's cool, but got no Jazzz. ...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:03:00 PST

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

okey dokey heres the dealio,, the gnomes are going through a major decision making process right now. But two things are for sure,,,,,,,we WILL be ...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:04:00 PST

The Lawngnomes Suck Hard

The Lawngomes suck hard. This is a fact that has been proven time and again at countless clubs, plenty of practices, and gillions of gigs. And nobody is going to take that away...
Posted by The Lawn Gnomes on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:40:00 PST