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Volkie

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Counterstrike, Teebee, Kalishanakov, Ewun, Spore, Evol Intent, Dieselboy, Tiesto, Conundrum, Noisia, Brockie, Grooverider, TC, Dillinja, Andy C, Total Science, Pendulum, Robyn Chaos, Limewax, DJ Pegasus, Mampi, Swift, Goldie, Friction, Phace, Presha, Fresh, Fabio, and Bailey to name a few.

Music:

Buckethead, Dragonforce, Joe Satriani, John Scofield, Material, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains, KMFDM, Astral Projection, Infected Mushroom, Ween, Phish (I'm sorry.), Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai, God Speed You Black Emperor, The Mars Volta, Sparta, At The Drive-In, The Weakerthans, Dream Theater, Bouncing Souls, Anti-Flag, Victor Wooten (God bless this man's bass), Umphrey's McGee, As I Lay Dying, Frank Zappa, 88 Fingers Louie, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Against All Authority, Alexisonfire, A Perfect Circle, Among Thieves, Arch Enemy, As Hope Dies, As I Lay Dying, Authority Zero, Black Eyes, Bleeding Through, Misery Signals, Scarlet, Common Rider, The Slackers, The Toasters (I love them mucho), Deftones, Dope, Dropkick Murphy's, Dry Cell, Fear Factory, Flogging Molly, The Pillows, Peelander-z, Fugazi, Funeral For A Friend (7 Ways To Scream Your Name EP), Gogol Bordello, H2O, Infradig, Jimi Hendrix, Yngvie Malmsteem, Keller Williams, Kidney Thieves, The Chemical Brothers, Underworld, MDFMK, Medeski Martin and Wood, MU330, Operation Ivy, Pitchshifter, Primus, Propaghandi, RA, Rammstein, Senses Fail, Soil, Soul Coughing, Soulfly, Stabbing Westward, Static-X, The Arcade Fire, The Crystal Method, The Dead Milkmen, The Les Claypool Frog Brigade, The Queers, The Suicide Machines, The Union Underground, The Weakerthans, Wilco, Theater Of Tragedy, Thrice, Modest Mouse, Thursday, The Circle Jerks, D.R.I., Tsunami Bomb, The Postal Service, Justin Sane, FNA, Splooge, Eesch, Led Zepplin, ZZ Top, Fleetwood Mac, MDC, Misfits, Battalion of Saints, Dead Kennedys, Agent Orange, The Dwarves, The Bruce Lee Band, Paul Oakenfold, DJ Tiesto, Sasha, Thanatopsis, Jonas Hellborg, Swingin' Utters, Das Ich, Assemblage 23, VNV Nation, Darude, Particle, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Dubok, Flesh Field, Suicide Commando, Syndikat, Apoptygma Berzerk, Funker Vogt, The Dwarves, Dillenger Four, Hot Water Music, Skankin' Pickle, Mustard Plug, Billy Brag, Tool, Queerwulf, ADD/C, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Jack Talent's Band, Duchecult and the Monastic Hardons (I was in this band for maybe half a day?), Scoptimus Prime and the Rockobots (Go, Scott, go), Muse, Lawrence Arms, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Some Lars Fredrickson, Crimp Crimson, Planet Smashers, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Bad Religion, Gorillaz, The Descendants, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Mike Park, Stood Up Shot Down, 5, 6, 7, 8's, AC/DC, Apoptygma, Aphex Twin, Bach, Basement Jaxx, The Beatles, The Fixx (both of the '80's bands), Beck, BT, Concrete Blonde, Jurassic 5, Sound Tribe Sector 9, Muse, David Bowie, Decemberists, Depeche Mode, Dimmu Borgir, Elton John, Guano Apes, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Husker Du, Joy Division, Kraftwerk, Tokyo Ska Orchestra, Limp Wrist, Massive Attack, Ted Leo, Mobb Deep, Mest, Mozart, Nekromantix, Ohgr, Public Enemy, Radiohead, Rilo Kiley, The Shins, Social Distortion, Stereolab, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, etc...

Movies:

Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist



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aphex twin WL The Big Lebowski, Ong-Bak, Akira, What the Bleep Do We Know?, etc

Television:

Mainly things like the History Channel, Discovery, Cartoon Network (and all its subsidiaries), and some Sci-Fi Channel. Really anything that can hold my attention for longer than 10 seconds, and isn't complete trash.

Books:

The Art of War by Sun Tzu, The Death Gate Cycle, The Wheel of Time series, Doom (which is sadly out of print now), Tad Williams, REAL Ultimate Power (oh my god. this book really did change my life.), etc

Heroes:

Taco, Mr. T, Nietzsche, Voltaire, H. P. Blavatsky, etc.

My Blog

ESAL OWNS

"... you're a self proclaimed leet azn and your last name is FLAMENCO, =P  when i hear that i picture a woman with a bright fluffy dress on clacking clamshells together in her hands and doin...
Posted by Volkie on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:11:00 PST

[email protected]

I can't believe the band Lamb is still around. That rules. They rule. Omg. Jazzy Voice over jungle beats = win. For all of you that know and like the postal service, Lamb owns them. Trip-hop at one of...
Posted by Volkie on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:58:00 PST

Limewire Blows. Here's why:

I was searching for music on Limewire, and decided to just let it have its way when I put the category of "Bebop" into the search. Wow. The first three hits were Relient K songs, followed closely by K...
Posted by Volkie on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:51:00 PST

SUCKS

We Like Talkin' DirtyWe Smoke And We DrinkWe're Kmfdm And All Other Bands StinkOur Music Is SampledTotally FakeIt's Done By Machines 'coz They Don't Make MistakesWe Don't Have No LyricsOur Message Is ...
Posted by Volkie on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:07:00 PST

todays empires, tomorrows ashes.

The tangled webs they weave span from Pine to Ruby Ridge, way back from Shay's defeat on up to Gustafsen (now cue the ass parade of ditto-heads and commissars and pricks to drown out this faintest thr...
Posted by Volkie on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:05:00 PST

MIKE JONES

Fuck Mike Jones.That is all.
Posted by Volkie on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:13:00 PST

Pherotones

So, there is this rather humerous website about something called "Pherotones" which are supposidly ringtones for your phone that project sub-sonic sounds to make someone want to get it on with you. An...
Posted by Volkie on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:27:00 PST

Final Essay Questions!

1. Why do you fail? Compare and contrast.___________________________________________________ _____________________ 2. Why are you not as good a person as you could be? Cite examples from the text.____...
Posted by Volkie on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:43:00 PST

vote for me

  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *please vote for me. i am very good. i would do a very good job.i am verry good at many things. i can count many ants at one time and i ca...
Posted by Volkie on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:33:00 PST

New Pictures.

Look at my new pictures. I demand it. Do it now.
Posted by Volkie on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:31:00 PST