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Salem

I am the boss

About Me

I like naps, windows, munching on grass.

My Interests

Cleaning myself, trying to catch that accursed tail, utilizing humans as furniture

I'd like to meet:

NOT into creeps or pervy people or bands really.Always looking for more people who will assist me in world domination. I need minions, because the only time I can escape this domicile is while entangled in a purple harness.It is so humiliating.I do like purple though.

Music:

who cares

Movies:

who cares

Television:

who cares -- takes attention away from me

Books:

I am a cat

Heroes:

no heroes, but my bane and arch nemesis is that cursed tail that taunts me in the night

My Blog

Ratatouille Project

I starred in this project.  You should watch it.http://youtube.com/watch?v=PG3Fb60o87U
Posted by Salem on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST

food

so I woke up earlier and there was no food worth eating I attempted to tell my human but only received some pets initially. I managed to get her to notice there was a crisis, but her remedy was the s...
Posted by Salem on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:38:00 PST

lazy day

My human lies in bed, trying to out sleep me I guess.  Well at least I finally got to type with out her watching.  She would likely take more pictures of me... as if it's novel for cats to t...
Posted by Salem on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 02:36:00 PST

me and my day

so it looks damp outside, but I like the fresh crisp air and chomping on grass.  I hate that tight purple thing the food girl insists on putting on me. I caught my nemesis -- my tail again last ...
Posted by Salem on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 12:18:00 PST