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kat

A harlot of God upon the Earth...

About Me

"All I have are two dates and a dash on some stupid chunk of rock and that dash is the summation of my whole life. It is roughly 4 cm long, and means nothing to anyone but me. That's my chance to leave this world a better place than I found it, and I'm not going to let anything fucking stop me." - R.Z.

I believe a well thought out mixCD to be the most sincere sign of affection. I have shovel-shaped incisors, and that makes me special. Tolerance for bullshit is nil. "A lot" is two words.

My Interests

Biology, primatology, urban exploration, rocks, hominid evolution, field science, camping, deserts, plankton, the smell of the ocean, red tides, Waffle House at 2am, shows, reading, seahorses, comics, postcards, late night bike rides, absurdity, missed connections, road trips, being a hooligan, Baja, evasion, adrenaline, wanderlust, midgets, visions of grandeur, maintaining a 3ft drama-free radius at all times, including so many interests that you don't actually read all of them, journeys of self discovery, first kisses, smiles from across the room, new experiences, new people, rice, dive bars, 24 hour establishments, getting the fuck outta dodge.

I'd like to meet:

William Shatner and someone with Cadbury Mini Eggs .

I like getting mail. Send me stuff. Send me anything. Pictures, postcards, Cadbury Mini Eggs, mix CDs, poptarts, hatemail, love notes, anonymous secrets, whatever.

Kat
PO Box 4831
Mission Viejo, CA 92690

real:

Music:

Opeth, Murder City Devils, TMBG, Doors, Mithotyn, Kamelot, Pogues, Cursive, Dresden Dolls, Wolfsheim, Voltaire, Against Me, Cruxshadows, Sigh, Hank3, Johnny Cash, Faraway Boys, Harvey Danger, Emperor, Assemblage 23, Blind Guardian, Joe Buck, VNV Nation, Violent Femmes, Skinny Puppy, Smiths, Naked Raygun, Apoptygma Berzerk, TSOL, old Mortiis, Apocalyptica, Janis Joplin (it's all the same fucking day man), Luna Sea, etc etc etc.

Movies:

Gone with the Wind, Queen Margot, Lost Boys, Star Wars, Stand by Me, Lucas, LOTR, Wayne's World, Planet of the Apes, Boondock Saints, Gladiator, Resident Evil, Batman, Wizard of Oz, 5th Element, From Hell, Eurotrip, Dead Poet's Society, World According to Garp, Ghost World, Gardens of Stone, et al.

Television:

I stopped watching TV when they cancelled Viva Variety. But I'm not opposed to watching high speed car chases or Twin Peaks reruns if..you know...it's already on.

Books:

Johnny Got His Gun, LOTR, The Hobbit, Gone with the Wind, Animalia, The Alchemist, In the Shadow of Man, Still Life with Woodpecker, Slaughterhouse5, Wicked, Sea of Cortez, 1984, Naked Ape, Double Duce, Evasion, et al.

Heroes:

Dr. Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey, Louis Leakey, Dr. Jane Horlings, Gurmo, Patrick Curley, and this guy

My Blog

Thought for the morning

Last night I was at Cherylove and Toastboy's place hooliganizing, like we do. Which, if you know know Cheryl after a few drinks, you know entails a lot of youtube'ing and looking at random shit online...
Posted by kat sauce on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:08:00 PST

You don't have to be petty

I was going though old LJ entries, trying to find a picture for some completely silly blog I had in mind. Then I came across this entry I wrote shortly after my return from Seattle, 1/9/05 to be exact...
Posted by kat sauce on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:20:00 PST

coffin ships to mars?

I had a dream that I went to Mars, and the planet's surface was the same as the sand at the Salton Sea. I was there on a field study, and I found the test (exoskeleton of sorts) of some sea creature, ...
Posted by kat sauce on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

there's no place like home...

Throughout every crisis, tragedy, and turning point in my life, I've found myself longing for one thing...Morning moon over the farm...I tell myself I wouldn't be happy there, I'm too accustomed to "c...
Posted by kat sauce on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:28:00 PST

Gregor Samsa awoke one morning...

...to find his nightmares transformed into reality. More disturbing dreams. This time I was in the desert, traveling I guess, not sure. I was with people I knew. I was looking for something, and stray...
Posted by kat sauce on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:38:00 PST

Annelida nocturnus

I had this dream a few nights ago... I just can't get the imagery out of my head. It's been haunting me for days. I don't remember everything that took place, but I had these small parasitic worms (Ph...
Posted by kat sauce on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

My new little sister...

Lilly Greer. She looks so precious. I can't wait to meet her. =]FINALLY finished my meteorology homework. time for sleepies. ...
Posted by kat sauce on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:46:00 PST

procrastination nation

Yeah... you know what's even more boring than Mendel's peas? (oh shut up, I'm not disrespecting him, it's just redundant)Weather and climate. Air masses. Isobars. High vs. low pressure systems. AAAGGH...
Posted by kat sauce on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

Nights like these....

I miss being able to do all the simple little things I used to do for fun when I was jobless and didn't have the money to do the things that I work my ass off to do now. The moon is full and bright, t...
Posted by kat sauce on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:56:00 PST

my life in pictures

aka narcissismMeteor City, AZ. 8/06Bats Day @ Disneyland KUCI staff photo. 8/06Hetero life partnerShoes. 6/06Intimidated. 6/06Lucas and chai. (Thanks to Shayna for these) 6/06Rick's graduation. Berkel...
Posted by kat sauce on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST