Infinite Karma - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I work for a living, but my job is becoming all-consuming. I try to spend every other minute doing fun things with cool people - with the volume at 11. I have a little green book that I write down jokes for a stand-up act in... one day I might even use them. Let me tell you, it is pretty hard to tell a good joke. The fact that I make it look so easy is coincidental.

I don't think I know anyone else like me, and that is a good thing for the rest of the world.

My Interests

I am interested in life the way people imagine it in their heads.

I'd like to meet:

People with passion. I don't care for what; it's the intensity that is just plain electric.

Music:

I love all music, but these are a few highlights: Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Sublime, The Beatles, West Indian Girl, Outkast. I like music based on whether it is good or bad, not if it is Country or R&B.

Movies:

I like movies, even bad ones. Especially bad ones - with the bad ones, we can all agree on something.

Television:

Heroes

Books:

Dave Eggers, Frank Herbert, John Milton, Neil Gaiman, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Dante Alighieri, Chuck Palahnuik

Heroes:

Mythology is the thing I still pretend I am a student for. Whether it's Gilgamesh or Pocatapetl, or even Luke Skywalker, I'm a sucker if heroes are involved.

My Blog

Sex wax

On the way home from work a couple of days ago, I decided that it was finally time to wash my car. The black flecks of dirt and grease were too disgusting for even me.Pulling in the car wash was also ...
Posted by Infinite Karma on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:40:00 PST

Where the hell is my belt?

I was late for work this morning because I couldn't find my belt. I think the cat hid it somewhere. That's impressive, the belt is kind of big and heavy. So now I'm not wearing a belt....
Posted by Infinite Karma on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:43:00 PST

Our postal service overlords

While I was at lunch today, I realized that FedEx is planning a military coup. Think about it. Who else is as privy to the locations of important people and given access to them with unmarked parcels?...
Posted by Infinite Karma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST