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Kristelly

I eat mean people.

About Me


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I think this is the way my love story is going to play out: "We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love."
I have a huge crush on a cartoon man. please contact me if you're this person in real life. =) (brown hair, brown eyes, musician, piercings....HOT.)
I'm just a girl living here in Orlando. I'm ready to get the crap out of here though. Chicago here we come!
I'm realigning my priorities bc I'm trying to grow up, but not too much. I am trying to love Jesus more and myself less. I go to Status. I love it. I'll miss it when I'm gone. I dance a lot. I believe that it is less of a hobby though and more of a lifestyle...of freedom. I am quirky. This is my life, I am embracing it.
not a huge fan of the phone...
I don't really add people I don't know.
So I just read a stat that 95% of women have had sex by the time they are 25....guess what percentage I'm in....
I've been described as ambitious, passionate and sensitive. Good qualities but they tend to clash at times.
I have a couple tattoos and some piercings. I'll probably get more.
I am pretty friendly usually. It's misinterpreted often though...
I guess I'm a bit of a flirt, but I usually don't realize. LoL.
I LOVE to line dance!!!
I bite. Watch out.
I won't change this profile.
I tend to like younger guys...it's annoying. Like everyone is perpetually 20.
I LOVE pirates!!!
I screen my phone calls. Feel lucky if I answer.
Stress and drama = not my friends.
I'm a pretty big dork most of the time. Yea, but I'm ok with that.
I I like to pretend that I don't need a man in my life, but secretly, I can't wait to find one that is worth my time.
I'm not starstruck but I always seem to get involved with the rockstar types. They cause me nothing but pain. =X
Walking in the cemetery at night is hot.
You can call me KILLER...lots of people do.
I'm older than I look, not short, pretty thin.
I believe in God, the one in the Bible. The only One. I'd like to have a better relationship with Him so I'm gonna work on that.
I have some friends, I have lots of acquaintances.
I was one of only a few girls at the school I was at so I am really sick of stupid guys. If you're in that category, get over yourself.
I am super random.
I have pretty much no shame so I'll talk to just about anyone...about anything...haha.
Healthy food is good, pasta is my life.
Lets listen to some music and cuddle...that would be lovely. =)
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My Interests

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God
Music
DANCING
IBAR
People in general
Hilarious things.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet:
non-trash bags
boys with one or more lip rings
boys with rockin tattoos
maybe a couple people who are older than me
musical folk that can impart their knowledge on me
leprechauns
Irish persons
guys without beards
customized beards are acceptable
girls without beards
girls with beards
people with straight teeth
people with wooden teeth
my baby daddy
the real slim shady
yo mama
yea, anyone else...................
but seriously, someone who has some serious ambition and doesn't just wanna sit around and do nothing for the rest of their life
oh yea...and some mutha effin PIRATES!!

Music:

It's what I live through....so it's pretty extensive. I have a bad habit of getting stuck on one song and listening to it like 800 times though. My roommate hates that.

Movies:

Sweeney Todd, Center Stage, White Christmas, Hairspray, Stigmata, Holiday in the Sun (oh the Olson twins lol), Chronicles of Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Garden State, Grease, The Fountain, Napoleon Dynamite, Boondock Saints, Goonies!!!!, Waynes World, MEAN GIRLS (funny stuff), Princess Bride, EMPIRE RECORDS, The Jerk....HILAROUS, Little Mermaid, American Grafitti, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, My Best Friend's Wedding, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Never Been Kissed, The Sweetest Thing, The Passion of the Christ, countless others however, I am definitely not a movie person, I'd rather listen to MUSIC

Television:

American Dreams (you can't NOT like the 60's...if not for any other reason than the music was GREAT!)
The Real World
Comedy Central
Fuse
cheesy WB shows like Gilmore Girls and 7th Heaven
Dawsons Creek (I miss it so)
and frickin Mama's Family (so funny)
Robot Chicken
FAMILY GUY
LAGUNA BEACH
Instant Star on The N...gah, I love it

Books:

I used to read a lot but now I get really bored with it. =( That makes me sad. It seems like I could spend a lot more time reading than just laying around doing nothing. Anyway, maybe I'll whip out my old R.L. Stine books lol.

Heroes:

Christy, I love you.
4/9/1977 - 10/8/2005
Let us hold unswervingly to the hope that we profess, for he who promised is faithful. ~Hebrews 10:23

My Blog

basically the story of my life...

Yea, I listen to this song a lot. It's pretty much the most relevant song I've ever heard about my life as far as boys are concerned. Every guy I like....And when it rains,On this side of town it to...
Posted by Kristelly on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

oh my insane brain

Oh my gosh. Let's talk for a minute about my insane mind. I have this little affliction called OCD. It's not so bad normally. But every now and then something weird will set it off. Usually a fri...
Posted by Kristelly on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:53:00 PST

i cannot WAIT to get the hell out of this house.

Today I am finally moving out of this ridiculous, cursed house we have been living in since July. It has been problem after problem since the beginning. Our landlord is insane basically. We faithfu...
Posted by Kristelly on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:13:00 PST

*messy thoughts pt 1 and 2*

PT 1a collection of thoughts...there are so many running through my head right now.i love my sphere.i am so blessed.i get so confused by things. i am ok one second and messed up the next.i wanna fe...
Posted by Kristelly on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:47:00 PST

pandora’s box

I think I opened it. Let's go ahead and talk about last night for a minute. And this may be the last time. Do I normally drink when I go out? No. But last night, I was in RARE form. And I mean R...
Posted by Kristelly on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

Maybe we shouldn't fix things which aren't broken...

I have mixed emotions at the moment. I don't think this was wrong...coming to Nashville...but I also don't know if it was entirely right. I'm almost 25 and I'm just now beginning to look at my life ...
Posted by Kristelly on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:18:00 PST

new things

I am here in TN and it just feels right.  Like I was never not here, maybe the last few years were just a vacation and now I'm really home.  I think so.  I will miss Orlando, for sure.&...
Posted by Kristelly on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

Baby Teeth.

This one is mine.Why do we cry for things lost?  When we know that the loss is like that of a baby tooth.  It's there for a while, we need it in the beginning.  It helps us as we learn ...
Posted by Kristelly on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:07:00 PST

..Perfect Love.. and a random thought.

    I did not write this.  But I think it is awesome.Everyone longs to give themselves completely to someone -- to have a deep soul relationship with another, to be loved thoroughl...
Posted by Kristelly on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST

pain.

    I know there is no way around the pain.  I can only walk through it.  Closing my eyes and allowing You to guide me.  I can't just expect it not to hurt but the pain w...
Posted by Kristelly on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST