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Vajayjay

I will slap you with mah squa-hand!

About Me

So you wanna know about me...huh. I used to eat Dr. Pepper chap stick when i was a small child in old shanty town. I now treat myself to more edible incredible eggs. People like me because I like people, and I don't hate people, except for some people especially those people who keep fucking saying 'people'!!!! I'm funny. I'm fun. I'm interested in you. I want to know that I am doing everything possible to become the most BAD ASS pirate MOTHER ever. I will kill ninjas real hard and make their mothers cry...a lot. I like to know that I am near people who like to be near me. I like to imagine that there are many hopeless romantics left in the world. I like to know that I , in fact, know one of them.
.. captainbrwneye

My Interests


You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!

Mysterious


75%

Eyes full of Pain


67%

Diamond Eyes


50%

Passion


42%
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
created with QuizFarm.com Flame throwers, broken things, burnt things, destroyed things, tongues, funny pictures, Crispy New Freestyle (the kid that freestyles, AMAZING!), sunglasses, males in tight black pants, males in tight jeans, males that wear HUGE belt buckles, belt buckles, elevators, mad games of spin the bottle (regional champion!), Popples, Pink and Black, melted crayons, writing creatively, top hats, rollercoasters, medallions, clothes that are too tight, the middle finger aka: the bird, smoothing milk,bad movies, marbles, monopoly, biting, sleeping, riding in shopping carts, santa, pepper spray, vinyl records, ninjas, pirates... interesting things.
Pirates and Ninjas do NOT get along.

I'd like to meet:

You
You
and You
...everyone in the world
including...
myself yesterday
myself tomorrow
flame throwers√
broken people
burnt people
destroyed people
people with tongues√
funny people with funny pictures√
cats√
elvis
shoe wearers√
dancers√
new wave nightmares
dreamers
seekers
the lost√
folks with sunglasses√
people that like watermelon√
morticians
males in jeans√
the humane√
the inhumane√
students with student loans that are past due
students that are never going to pay off their student loans
partiers√
fiddlers
banjo players
people who prefer paper over plastic
people with tan lines√
half piece gum chewers√
kool aid drinkers√
mans ruin√
males that wear huge belt buckles
people with belt buckles√
people in elevators√
people who play "spin the bottle"√
people who write creatively
matt skiba
a leprechaun√
dr. pepper
the tooth fairy
ghetto bike owners
people who look at bicycles and wish they could ride them
medallion wearers
cow lovers√
people who like the number 4
people who have pink sheets
pirate apparel wearing folks√
artistic humans√
beings who enjoy the cure√
mario
super mario
edward scissorhands
people who like carnivals
rollercoaster riders√
someone who will play monopoly with me until tomorrow
santa
folks that have been sprayed with pepper spray
folks that want to be sprayed with pepper spray
ninjas√
pirates√
people who like vinyl records√

people who are going to bed....NOW
you
you
and also you.

Music:

Guinness Clarke's Wine
Ministry
Cat Stevens
Poison
GNR
Cinderella
The Matches
HIM
One Man Army
Boxcar Racer
David Byrne
Tiger Army
Motley Crüe
Oingo Boingo
Leatherface
Rise Against
The Real McKenzies
Bouncing Souls
Horrorpops
Nekromantics
Grade
The Darkness
Enigma
Percy Sledge
Reverend Horton Heat
CCR
The Band
A Flock of Seagulls
Fabulous Disaster
NOFX
The Fight
Swingin' Utters
The Smiths
Morrisey
Hall &Oates
Marvin Gaye
Willie Nelson
Otis Redding
Smokey Robinson
Peaches & Herb
Rose Royce
The Shirelles
The Shangri Las
The Dixie Cups
The Angels
Pretty in Pink Soundtrack
Punchline
Dashboard Confessional
Jawbreaker
The Juliana Theory
Story of the Year
The Postal Service
The Fags
Saves the Day
Blink 182
Soul Asylum
Patsy Cline
Curtis Blow
Johnny Cash
Hank Williams the original
H2O
Showoff
Post Break Tragedy
Yellowcard
Sugarcult
Shooter Jennings
The Flaming Lips
Taking Back Sunday
Midtown
The Cure
Cheap Trick
Scenes from a Movie
Twisted Sister
The Distillers
Rancid
Cursive
The Living End
Dropkick Murphys
Jets to Brazil
Transplants
Matchbook Romance
kut U up
American Nightmare
My Chemical Romance
Madcap
Mustard Plug
Alkaline Trio
Digger :(
The Queers
Funeral Oration
88 Fingers Louie
Time and Distance
Chris de Burgh
Eddie Money
Roxette
Black Knots
The Cure
Elton John
The Faint
Brand New..............

Movies:

I dig the following...The Goonies, Big Fish, The Cat in The Hat, Pretty In Pink, Can't Buy Me Love, The Burbs, Darkness Falls, The Gift, Joe Dirt, White Zombie, The Brain That Wouldn't Die Carnival of Souls, dumb and dumber, anything with John Turturro, Mr. Deeds, The Big Labowski, O Brother Where Art Thou, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, anything with Anthony Hopkins or Chazz Palminteri, A Bronx Tale, Goodfellas, Scarface, Serendipity, and hmmm Sin Sisters (ha megan ha!)

Television:

Family Guy.CSI : Miami . The First 48 . The Backyardigans . Jimmy Neutron . Roseanne .

Books:

OH! THE PLACES YOU'LL GO! You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed. You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you'll be the best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Heroes:

My daughter for being the coolest thing ever to come into my life and for saving me. My parents for being strong for me. A lady (you know who you are) for being my sister for always. Just walk beside me... I love my people.

My Blog

TOTAL HILARITY AND JAPANESE PASTTIMES

Whilst at THE BEAN yesterday with Kara, gobbling up food and soda a friend of mine that I used to work with spotted us just after I looked at my plate and realized that I did NOT get a pickle.  I said...
Posted by Vajayjay on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:17:00 PST

ANTS!

I WROTE THIS FOR BOBBY AND GREG!  IT'S TO THE TUNE OF SHE'S MY BITCH.. they like to crawland they biteif you're gonna drop a doughnutthey'll eat it right they came in jerry'sand crawled aroundbit...
Posted by Vajayjay on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:37:00 PST

Random Quotes from ME!

These are just rando things that either I or someone else has said/thought of and it seemed to fit just right into my life.... add on if you desire.  "I will slap you with mah squaaa hand!" "We ...
Posted by Vajayjay on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:36:00 PST

Corn Shucking

So just an update on how things have been in the life o' jbrown.... * I wear an awesome hat now * I shucked corn today like a pro * I found out that I can also grill chicken like a pro * Babygirl...
Posted by Vajayjay on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:51:00 PST

Ode to Case a poem for "the man"

I SHIT you. You have a nice SHIT. You make me SHIT. You should SHIT. Someday I will SHIT. You + me =SHIT. If I saw you now I'd SHIT. I want to SHIT you. I would build a SHITHOUSE just for you. If I co...
Posted by Vajayjay on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:26:00 PST

I'm a mommy

Yeah it's a little late but I am a mommy.  It's the best feeling ever and also the most terrifying feeling ever all at the same time.  I love it.  She is my pride. My heart.  My wh...
Posted by Vajayjay on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

poop and work, the same

I am having a bad day. Things are stupid. I do have some great things to be happy about.  Other things still suck though. '); for(var j = 0; j '); } document.write(''); i++; } documen...
Posted by Vajayjay on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:21:00 PST

Movin' Up

Not that anyone will sit through and read this but here it is....me, writing.  MOVIN' UP Im floating Im flying Im slipping and sliding Movin around like Ive never done before. Feelin a way I...
Posted by Vajayjay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Numbing the senses...

So, yeah this is my first entry.  There are many good reasons to make this my first one though.  I indeed feel that the two previous nights make a pretty damn good reason.  Let me first start off by s...
Posted by Vajayjay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST