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Yer Mayan

My real job is a LumBeRJaCK!

About Me

I'm a lunberjack and I don't care. It might backfire. Heh heh heh. That makes no sense. Yes. Actually ran into a friend of mine. You retard. Quit it. That was an apostrophe.

My Interests

backgammon

I'd like to meet:

Yo momma. ..An ya sista... An ya brotha. ..An ya greasy great gramma

Music:

Pac.Man theme and Greatest American Hero (Believe it or not, I'm walking on aiiiir.)

Movies:

Real Genius and Pirates of Penzance

Television:

Passions, Desperate Housewives, Doogie Howser, M.D., When Animals Attack, When Good Hampsters Go Bad.

Books:

The Feminine Mystique and The Way Things Ought to Be

Heroes:

Richard Simmons, Dick Cheney, and Dog the Bounty Hunter (he does it all for his family)