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Super Awesome!

(singing) Meow meow meow meow meow ...

About Me

Sidewalk social scientist.

My Interests

Going on rants, tirades and diatribes. Giving you a lecture. Kicking you out. Getting kicked out. Being clever. Laughing at you. Laughing at me. Oh, and laughing at you laughing at me... I especially love that one. Twisting my body into unthinkable positions and then holding it for like 11 minutes and then getting to brag about how sore I am for the next 3 days and feel superior. (Some people call this yoga but I find that kinda prosaic...)

I'd like to meet:

Superheroes. Liver donors. Camper's dad. More lesbians.

Music:

pet shop boys, creedence, television, oh yeah, and all the other obvious shit like Leonard Cohen or Lynrd Skynrd or that first Van Halen album. So everything in between those... Bad Company. Brenda Lee. Hank, Johnny, George, Tammy, Buck... 90's hip-hop. The Motels. Cat Stevens and Donovan. My band.

Movies:

what about bob?, the entire body of works by christopher guest, jaws, the big lebowski, rushmore, Talking Heads STOP MAKING SENSE, Eddie Murphy Delirious, Detroit Rock City

Television:

Supernatural.Family Guy. Randall and I gotta watch the O.C. on dvd now.

Books:

Women in Love by D. H. Lawrence, Motley Crue The Dirt, and William Butler Yeats' poem "The Second Coming". Joseph Campbell and Mary Baker Eddy. Weird metaphysical stuff and religious philosophy.... Astrology stuff.

Heroes:

Camper Pony! Yogis and gurus. My Grandfather, Alan. Jesus and Leonard Cohen. Buck Owens and Yogi Bhajan. Cowboys and holy men.

My Blog

lesbians are the new gay men

It's true! Who was that you were cuttin' a rug with at the disco?? Lesbians! Who made the scene at your last shindig? Lesbians! They're everywhere! I barely even know any gay guys anymore. Lesbians ar...
Posted by Super Awesome! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:10:00 PST

i hate tatoos.

especially on ladies. half my friends have them and probably think i'm a total dick for saying so but.... they are ugly and trashy looking and are an unfortunate permanent leftover from the 90s. i gue...
Posted by Super Awesome! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:24:00 PST

Pas de sucre. Pas encore de sucre!!!

Oooooh, if I never see another cookie again, it will be too soon. Sugar is for kids; I got over the fixation at about age 7. my perhaps least favotie thing about the holidays is the sickening prolifer...
Posted by Super Awesome! on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST

So dumb it's scary

Dear Laurel.... Ok, here's how often I go on myspace; not very. Here's how often my dog goes on myspace; almost never. But when your silly girlfriend john waters sent Camper a message thanking him for...
Posted by Super Awesome! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST