Zamula101

Sweet SARS Dreaming

It finally happened. I finally got sick. It has been an interested and medicated couple of days. I think the best part of being sick is the messed up dreams you have while all hoped up on Robitussin ...
Posted by Zamula101 on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

My Landlord and Porn- version 2.0

So it has been well established that my landlord love la porn. But I got to thinking; what if he was blind was well as deaf? (Yes, I know, I need some sleep. That has clearly been established by the f...
Posted by Zamula101 on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

The mean old lady next door at 25-years-old

I just screamed at the kids next door to "Shut the F)#($*)# UP!" Every bloody day they wake me up because the sound of their little, annoying voices go right through my apartment's wall. And now I he...
Posted by Zamula101 on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

Sex Therapists

So in a funny turn of events, mostly because I was affraid of not being able to eat, I am still working as a medical editor. You may ask, "what does a medical editor do exactly?" Well my friends here ...
Posted by Zamula101 on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

I will miss my job

Now that I am leaving this shit job I can share some gems I get to read everyday..... "Finally, getting pregnant is just the beginning of a wonderful experience of being a parent and raising a child. ...
Posted by Zamula101 on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

My Landlord Watches Porn....Loudly

The title says it all.... My landlord watches porn, A LOT of porn. Now that in it of itself is not a bad thing. Porn is not a sin, but it should be a private act. One between you, your hand, and the g...
Posted by Zamula101 on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

Well that came out wrong

For your amusement: AZ: Did you hear that Paris Hilton has a rx for Valtrex?! KB: Oh really. Wait, what is Valtrex? AZ: It is medication for herpes. AS: Of course Arlen knows all about Valtrex and her...
Posted by Zamula101 on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST