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You Are 93% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!
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Where ya drunk or where ya blind when ya left your two fine legs behind? I wasnt drunk and I wasnt blind when I left my two fine legs behind. I t was a cannonball on the fifth of may that took my two fine legs away. To-ra-ho-rah-ho. To- rah-rah-ro-to-toha-roh. that being said.fuck it. lets just let it all hang out. Born and raised in NJ. I live about 5 minutes from the beach for the first 19 yrs of my life. Had some great friends growing up, I still see a majority of them on a weekly basis at our card game. I move out at 20 and left for Vt with my buddy Yohanseh. We went to work at okemo Mt in Vermont. We lived and partied like no one could stop us. It was the best winter of my life. After that I moved back with my pops after my parents divorced. Things were cool till my dad flipped the switch called me worthless and I left. moved to my moms apartment but then quickly moved to my girlfriends house in philly. A few months of me being there with no job she kicked me out. I moved back to my moms and then moved to florida. partied my ass of in cape coral fl...westcoast mother fuckers, the gulf of mexico rocks. 2 1/2 years of florida three major hurricanes I left and came back to jersey. Stayed with ma dukes for a couple months, got mad bills but i make it work. still party. still looking for that one girl that makes me melt. well after thats all said and done, I rock flip flops jeans and t-shirts year round, sometimes when its cold i throw on a thermal and rock a goofy t-shirt over it. thats me I hope it excites you, if not oh well, I still smile everyday because I know at any minute I could be dead. so thats that. On the flip side I love hanging with my friends getting a little tipsy. I enjoy the simple pleasures of life, like taking your socks off just as your about to fall asleep. I brush my teeth in shower. I dont like people who think they are better then others. I know I am not perfect and I fuck up plenty but thats what people do, they fuck up. We all have at some point in our lives.Anyway I was of on a tangent New Jersey rocks its my home it will always be but that will not stop me from moving whenever the oppourtunity pokes its head out.
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
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You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?