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*~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on..

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About Me



...Once upon a time there was a girl named Jessica...
~*...*My name is Jessica*...*~
...My *kisses* are *breathtaking*..My *hugs* are *friendly*..My *eyes* *light up the day*..My *touch* is *heart warming*..My *smell* is *beautiful*..My *smile* is *entrancing*...and My *LOVE* is *UNIQUE*..



...*Snow Bunnie*...


...or *Snowflake* is what everybody calls me... So how are ya'll doing, hit me up. I live by the beach in JERSEY, so yea, i know how to PARTY!! That's not all I do tho, i smoke too..haha..Life is Life, u might as well have fun. Live with NO REGRETS! Well,yeah, that's basically me all wrapped up into a paragraph. Im jus like everybody else in their twenties. My occupation is having FUN...i love it but it dosnt pay the bills..So hit me up and we'll talk..Well, i'll talk to ya'll later..
*Also known as.. Triple B: the blond, beautiful, bitch...*

*His name is Jr..*haha*
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~*I'm a Proud Gemini*~
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*~GEMINI~* *Nice *Theire Love Is One Of A Kind* *Great Listiners *Very Good In Bed* *A Lover Not A Fighter, But Will Punch Your Lights Out* *Trustworthy* *Always Happy *Loud *Talkative* *Outgoing* *Forgiving *Loves To Make Out* *Has A Beautiful Smile* *Generous *Strong* *Ultra Sexy!!* and *The Most Irresistable!* Yeah, that pretty much about sums me up..
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*Gemini* My Zodiac Sighn in Sex Terms*
You are a master FLIRT. You know just how to pick up HOTTIES, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun.You like SEX to be FUN. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex TOYS, blindfolds and FOOD. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius


My Birthday~May 24th~ means: You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.* A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.* You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.* You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.* Your strength: Your devotion* Your weakness: Reliance on others for happines* Your power color: Lilac* Your power symbol: Heart* Your power month: June*
*What does your birth month reveal about you?*..*MAY*...You are STUBBORN and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves ATTENTION. Deep feelings. BEAUTIFUL physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to DREAM. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good IMAGINATION. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
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...A CRAZY side thats believes in so called myths...
*~What Mythological Creature are you?~* *You scored as a Faerie* Faerie: Aren't you a CUTE little flying person? Faeries are EARTH spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very MISCHEVIES. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are LOVING, PLAYFUL, and carry with them a child-like ENTHUSUASM for LYFE. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie. Faerie~100%..Mermaid~67%..Angel~67%
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~*Also a BAD girl*~
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~*TrUsT No BoY, FeAr No BiTcH! KiSs No AsS, SuCk No DiCk! *** BoYs ArE PhOnY, AnD FuLl Of ShIt! So Be On Ya GrInD, N Be ThE BaDdEsT B*tCh!*~ *~CoUrTnEy B~*
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~.:*To All My Haterz*:.~
I kEeP iT rEaL aNd ThAtS a PrOmIsE..
I mAy Be A BiTcH bUt AtLeAsT iM HoNeSt!
WhEn I wAlK bY yOu StOp AnD sTaRe,
WeLl KeEp On WaLkiN BcUz I dOnT CaRe!
I hAvE mY oWn LyFe AnD sTyLe...
So Im NoT TrYiN tO PlEaSe YoU,
Or MaKe YoU sMiLe!
WhEn It CoMeS tO CoMpAtItIoN- yOu ArE OuT!
NoW sHuT uP yOu HaTiN aSs BiTcH...
AnD kEeP mY lYfE oUtA yA mOuTh..
CuZ i AiNt No DiCk!
~.:*Thanks For Makin Me The Center Of Your World*:.~


~*MORE ABOUT ME*~
~*According to the Quiz Life*~
****You Are 28 Years Old - 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel EXITED about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
****How do you live your life? *You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.*You are always tactful and diplomatic. You let people down gently. *You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.*You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them.
***What Color Is Your Aura? *Your Aura is Orange * *Your Personality: A total DAREDEVIL, you'll try any THRILL. You're easily bored and you prefer to be on the go.* *You in Love: You see love as an ADVENTURE, and you find most men dull. You need a man who challenges you!* *Your Career: Your ideal job is flexible, fun, and maybe a little dangerous. You have the makings of a private investigator or extreme athlete.*
****How New Jersey are you? You know that smog, Oil Refineries, and Landfills over look your farmlands, suburbs and all night diners. You know that the phrase "What exit??" is definatly NOT FUNNY, and you are totally satisfied sitting in your car while getting you gas filled, and sipping your wooder. Ahh, New Jersey...BORN AND RAISED.


***What Personality Type are you: Type F: Flirty, preppy, snotty. You are very SOCIABLE, and get along well with others like you. Chances are you are GOOD-LOOKING, there-fore you can be full of yourself. You are preppy and people not like you, do not like you very much.
****Whats your personality type? Type C: CREATIVE, artistic, imaginative. You get lost in your own little world sometimes. You can either be hyper, happy, fun to be with OR sad, quiet, and seemingly 'lost'. ***Which celebrity beauty are you? Jessica Simpson: You are the classic beauty! Your style is simple and seductive. You have a SWEET personality and this is reflected through the way you dress.
****You are Marijuana (aka: weed, dope, skunk, chronic...). You are the most commonly used drug in the world. You are powerful, stubborn, MOODY, and have a strong attitude. You are classified as class (A and B) illegal drugs.
***What cigarette brand are you?..You're Newports! The cigarette of choice for homies, and wiggers...
****Your Personality Is Like Alcohol: You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big JOKESTER. Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable. You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!
***You Are Tequilla: When you drink, you're SERIOUS about getting DRUNK!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm.


~*When life gives you lemons...put it in a vodka sprite...*~
~*When life gives you limes...make margaritas!*~

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My Interests

...A PARTY GIRL at heart...

Umm...let's see...the PARTIES in life that i havn't gone to yet, the bangin ass BUD that I havn't smoked yet, and um oh yeah..having a career one day. Right now it's all about having FUN and making MONEY...$$$...I love money...and i love having fun...party, PARTY, party.

***Whats your stoner nickname?...NEVER SOBER...Your the kid who cant sem to put down the gonja! You often find yourself feeling more out of the zone when your sober then when you are stoned! You have perminentley fried your brains and have aquired the intelligence of a 5th grader. You are fun to hang out with but often hard to communicate with because you are retarted. {haha} You are a chill person to hang out with atleast!

***How Crunk are You? Let the haterz keep hatin...You are 84% Crunk.

I'd like to meet:


Honestly...I wouldn't like to meet anybody..I have all the friends I need, and enemies. I don't think I need anymore.I have my girls and thats enough for me.

...But wait~ I cant forget about Lanette!~...My Bestest!...
*We LAUGH for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON...*Have STUPID FIGHTS that are over in 3 MINUTES anywayz...*Attempt to DANCE and SING when MUSIC VIDEOS come on...*Have a million HAD TO BE THERE JOKES...**GANG UP ON THA BITCH ONE OF US HAS A PROBLEM WITH!!**...*Make FUN of EACHOTHER..ALWAYS...*Act like were on *CRACK*..hahaha..*LOUIS WILCOX*!!...*AND WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR EACH OTHER*!!!...Exspecially when i have WARRENTS and i need a GARBAGE CAN to HIDE inside of*..haha..
P.S..The STRAWS NEVER LIE!!
I HAVE TO LOVE U BITCH!!!

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.....*And anyway I HAVE THE BEST GUY I KNOW AND WILL EVER KNO IN MY LYFE ON MY SHOULDER!!! HE'S STUCK AROUND FOR 4 yrs. wich tells me something because if you kno me u kno 4 yrs could feel like 8, SO I GUESS I FOUND A KEEPER... That's what the big rocks {yes i said rockS..more than 1..haha.} on my finger tells me anyway.*.


.*...Love you Baby!.. *... *~.:Muah:.~*



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Now that I think about it though, I would like to meet Lewis Caroll, the guy that was on MAD DRUGS and wrote Alice In Wonderland. Tha'd be a TRIP.

.....Cheech or Chong too..thad be awesome..

**I would **Smoke* *Toke* and never *Choke*!!**
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*...Dedicated to all the Bitches!...*
Thats right bitches, {YOU KNO WHO U R} im talkin to you...You can hate me beacuse i dont give a FUCK!!!! and im not going to....Soo stop hatin me bacause you dont like me or because u kno IM SEXY!!!its nothin bitches...



...OH WELL!!!! deal with it!!! and GET OVER IT!!!
*...Thank You!...*

Music:


I listen to mostly rap, r&b, and club..as long as it has a good rythem.. Like a lot of things~~the beet has to be nice.haha.

...Other than that.. E 40, Ying Yang Twins..Luda, Snoop, T.I...Eminem, 50.. Afroman, haha, yes i said Afroman..Chingy, Kelis, Mary J of course...and many more..

Movies:

Home made movies are the best...hahaha..
Other than those, Empire Records..that was a good movie.... ~What Empire Records character are you?? You're the sexy vivacious turbo-slut - You're Gina! You are flirty, vivacious Gina! You love your friends to death, and try very hard not to dictate their life to them, even when you see them screwing up. You encourage people to relax, have fun, and enjoy life. Sure you tend to um.... sleep around a bit, but underneath all the bravado and seductress routine is a shy girl scared she will end up the equivalent of Bob-Barker watching trailer trash. Your friends mostly seem to have futures and you fear yours isn't good. But your friends will be there for you just like you're there for them. Now sing it baby and shake it!
Oh and Labrynth...that was an awesome movie..
~8 Mile~ * Sexy Sexy Eminem*


...oh yeah The Rocky Horror Picture Show..that movie was great..


...Yeah, and how could u forget ~Scarface~ a classic...Drop Dead Fred, that movie was funny as hell...i think thats about it... HaHa!!! Funny as hell!! HaHa!!!
and how could you forget...Napolian Dinamite.(.or however you spell it..)..funny funny.....BORAT!!!!hahaha..i Get Rich Or Die Tryin...those are words to live by...

Television:

I don't really have time for t.v, but i sometimes catch FLAVOR FLAVE!!!haha, funny funny...Or simple life..oh and those playboy girls..there HOT..

Books:

If I don't have time for t.v than i most definetely am not going to take time out to read a book. The only book i've read and probobly will ever read was GO ASK ALICE. It was a 16yr old girl's diary who experimented with like every drug possible, ran away from home, got all fucked up, was in the hospital once for a bad trip, and eventually died...really good.

Heroes:

Tinker Bell. I wish I could live in a MAGICAL LAND and jus fly around all day..i'd be HIGH AS HELL....
hahaha...the giggles...shes blazed! haha
***Who's Your Sexy Cartoon Chick?*** *TINKER BELL* *Oh yeah, your a TROUBLE MAKER!! Quite a little TEASE as well. But your still absolutely IRRESISTABLE, and you can go *STRAIGHT TILL MORNING*!


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J Juicy
E Extreme
S Sweet
S Shiny
I Innocent
C Crazy
A Appreciative
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...And Yes, Also a BLONDE...



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...With a bit of a NAUGHTY side...
*Your Inner Child Is Naughty ~ Like a child, you tend to discount social rules. It's just too much fun to break the rules! You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you. And no matter what, you refuse to grow up!
*Are U A Devil or Angel?...You'd be a black devil... All evil, love to have fun... do what you like, when you like... and no one can do anything about that... You do not care and laugh at people's pain.


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***According to experts, I am : 84% Kinky
***Exotic Dancer Name Is... Vixen
***Are You Hot? You are Wild and Crazy... You have a lot of fun living a WILD AND CRAZY LIFE. You live every second to the fullest. You don't look to keep up with fashion; you look for fashion to keep up with you. Your fun filled lifestyle never stops, so your engine is always running HOT. Who knows what CRAZY new thing you'll try out next?
***Are you Sexy?..You are 89% Sexy...DAMN!!thats good enouph for me!
***You Are Super Spicy.. You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of SEXY. You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!
***Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you? Adriana Lima.. You are wild,crazy,EXOTIC, and love to wear as little as possible!
***Your Pimp Name Is...Sweetness Slick


...And of course, a SEXUAL side...
***What Kind of Seducer are you? The seduction game you play is old but, true, and still effective: HARD TO GET.You know that the best seducers turn the tables -you get your crush to seduce you. The one running has the POWER, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase. You are a master of ENTICING and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away. You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors. You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.


****What Is Your Seduction Style: The Charmer: You're a master at INTIMATE conversation and verbal ENTICEMENT. You SEDUCE with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them!
***Your Dating Purity Score: 25%* You are an experienced dater. You've dated around enough to know what you want in a relationship. And you've got the dating SKILLS to get exactly what you want!
*How fuckable are You? You are 91% fuckable!*...Thats cuz im one sexy bitch!! haha.
**What is ur sexual IQ?** *You have a sexual IQ of 139* When it comes to SEX, you are a SUPER GENIUS. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
**Your Sexual Hidden Talent is..Using your mind* Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere.


***What love ELEMENT are you?..You are FIRE...*In love, you are a true listener and totally present.*For you, love is all about feeling more ALIVE than you've ever felt.* *You attract others with your joy and PASSION.* *Your FLIRTING style is defined by your strong ability to communicate.* *FUN and PLAY are the cornerstones of your love life.*And while your flame may burn too brightly, it's part of your appeal.* *You connect best with: Wood* *Avoid: Water* *You and another Fire element: will likely burn out quickly*


~What colour is your heart?~ You scored as a Yellow Your heart is yellow. You are very fun loving and you're the life and soul of the party. Some people may call you childish, but they're boring fuckers and should be shot! Be happy to be happy and don't change for anyone.


My Blog

?s 4 me to answer..and u 2 read

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU:1. Are you in a relationship?  yes with my husband2. Are you happy?  in most ways3. Are you bored?  yea4. Are you sad?  no5. Are you German?  yes6. Are yo...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

Random ?s with my answers...

[Life]-They call me: jessica-Status: taken -Occupation: gettin FUCKed up[Love]-Love is: blind-Love or lust: both..-When love hurts, you: find somebody else to love-Is there such thing as love at first...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

26 ?s about my lil bro....

1)Whats their name? Carl Sheffing Thompson Jr.2)How old are they?im pretty sure hes 163) Where did you meet the first time?when he came outa my mothers vagina!!4) How old were you when you first...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

*Names*

1. YOUR NAME:   Jessica2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie) vanilla peanut butter3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first four of your la...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

*Me*Love*Emotion*

1. Have you had a serious relationship this year?--  yes2. Have you had your birthday yet?-- yes3. Been to church?-- no4. Have you cried?-- nope5. Had your heart broken?-- nah6. Drink Starbucks?-...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST

**Girly quiz**

1. Do you forget to take off your makeup when you go to sleep? almost always3. Are you happy with your looks? always..exept for when i look FUCKed up4. Do you enjoy drama?  only on the ...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

*My 8 last*

8's Lasts:8. last cigarette: about 35 minutes ago7. last beverage:  orange soda6. last phone call:  lanette5. last text message:  my shits broke4. last cd played:  snoop3. last bub...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:38:00 PST

*The story of Me*

Part 1: The Birth of YouWere you a planned baby?:   probobly notWere you the first?:   yesWho was present at your birth?:  umm..i guess my mom dad and granparentsWere your par...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:20:00 PST

*The very uncomfortable survey*

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY(lets see if you can get through it... if not, maybe you're too scared about your past)-How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?:  5-Have you ever t...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

*questions time*

1) What side of the heart do you draw first?   right2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?   yes3) What color is your razor?   pink4) What is your blood-type?   im not sure5) ...
Posted by *~Sexi Snoflake~*Tha b*th yall <3 2 hayt on.. on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST