I've just decided that it's high time I write something worthwhile here. My life is a fairly hilarious one. Out of the ordinary situations and weird incidences confront me everyday and I like to document them in my drama-free livejournal.
Actual Yahoo! Messenger exchange between me and a would be e-casanova:
spiral42002: if i wrote you a poem would yoy let me see you
spiral42002: on the spot ill write you a poem
spiral42002: itll be fun
Utsuse: uhhh
Utsuse: no
spiral42002: aww cmon bae
spiral42002: babe
spiral42002: il seroilusly make up a poem just for you
spiral42002: how many girls do you know that would turn that down
spiral42002: cmon babe on the spot
Utsuse: why should I care if you make up a poem for me
spiral42002: because deep down in you heart you wonder if somone youve never met knows how you feel
spiral42002: i donmt expect you to care i just want you to listen
spiral42002: i just care about you
Utsuse: no you don't
Utsuse: you don't even know me
spiral42002: well does that not mean that i dont care to get to know you
spiral42002: i know you like anime
spiral42002: and watching the sun come up while getting wasted with good freinds
spiral42002: "dreams come true" right?
Utsuse: uhhh
spiral42002: i mean give me a chance here
Utsuse: what was that about getting wasted with friends
Utsuse: ?
Utsuse: you're talking out of your ass here, sir.
spiral42002: am i?
spiral42002: just tell me your first name
spiral42002: and ill write you the perfect poem
spiral42002: and you wont be able to deny me
Utsuse: pffft
Utsuse: no.
spiral42002: Simone,
spiral42002: When i think of your smile im in vain, the smell of love starts to stream in my brain, your strong resistance drives me insane and yet all i want to know is your name Silence, cause yet all that i hear is your breathing, and all of the will is not seeming, to go my way, not now not today, Simone
Utsuse: how the fuck does the smell of love stream through your brain?
spiral42002: well, when you know in your mind that you really like something or love something you think about it alot so it streams thorugh your brain
spiral42002: did you not even like it?
Utsuse: ...no.
spiral42002: :(
spiral42002: oh i see
spiral42002: well i tryed for you babe
Utsuse: could you try to spell correctly for me?
Utsuse: because I would appreciate that a lot more.
spiral42002: im sorry ok, im a little wasted and im trying to be as sincer as possible
spiral42002: i didint misspell that much
Utsuse: so what makes you think I'd be swept off my feet by a drunken git?
Utsuse: you misspelled something in each of the last 3 messages you typed.
spiral42002: well, i consider myself to be more involved i you than anyone that you have talked to tonight
spiral42002: i wanna talk to you not your breast or your beautiful eyes
spiral42002: just you
spiral42002: lovely, sensual yet timid Simone
spiral42002: youve been hurt befor by some asshole..and babe im not that asshole
spiral42002: im the opposite of him
spiral42002: ;)
Utsuse: what in god's name are you rambling about?
spiral42002: you know what im saying babe you know
Utsuse: uhhh, no...
Utsuse: I don't, actually.
spiral42002: Simone..... your tan skin makes me urn .... the taste of your lips start to burn as my hert breaks while i wait my turn
Utsuse: I'm not even tanned
And that's not even the whole thing.
In any case, I'm actually a fairly easy person to get along with, as long as my first or second impression of you isn't something completely retarded.
That's about it for now I think :)!
