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Pari

i'm difficult

About Me

I am exactly what I am and there's no changing it.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

kittens, bunnies, unicorns, mermaids, other mythical beasts, fat dudes, bicycles, especially but not exclusively my bicycles, toys, fuzzy things that were once cute, but are now just creepy and dirty, drawing monsters with crayons, having adventures, reading books, buying new boots and sleeping when I can. I also love my cat Little Delicious more than is strictly speaking necessary.

I'd like to meet:

fluffy bunnies

Music:

I often enjoy music at a reasonable hour and volume.

Movies:

FLUFFY BUNNY

Television:

Pepper Ann. (She's like one in a million).And that sexy Law and Order guy. The old one with the squinty eyes and droopy neck.

Books:

Feminist theory, teen pulp fiction, the back of the toothpaste box when I poo, books about vampires, books about unicorns, books that happen to find hemselves in my hands usually get read.

My Blog

I'm not dead

For those who are interested, I am not dead.  Jess and I just got to Costa |Rica and we are doing just peachy.
Posted by Pari on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:17:00 PST

Ghosts are trying to kill me

Here's what I learned today (really yesterday):  don't talk shit about ghosts because they will cause horrible things to happen to your head and then if you are a pussy like me, it ends in tears ...
Posted by Pari on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:07:00 PST

time travelers are among us

I saw 1996 yesterday.  Seriously.  He walked right into my job all 1996.  thin gold hoop through one ear, vertical stripes, blonde, for godssakes blonde--men aren't blonde anymore, a bo...
Posted by Pari on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:41:00 PST

why working is for suckers

BECKY: Can I take your tickets? PATRON: I just need to use the bathroom. BECKY: (grabbing tickets) ok, you're on the main floor to the left in row K. PATRON: the bathroom? BECKY: enjoy the show....
Posted by Pari on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:18:00 PST

THEORIES ABOUT THE WORLD (PART I: WHY I CANT EXIST EFFECTIVELY):

I don't have any actual applications for these theories and I'm not severely depressed or anything, just inquisitive.   I think that our language is too subject-based, things, things, things and...
Posted by Pari on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 02:01:00 PST