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smellsign

Your Local Language Oracle and Potential Slut

About Me

I am not cut out for the communication that lacks hand gestures, facial expressions, voice inflection. I hate linear correct grammer. I feel Every attempt at wit I make is contrived and cliche. I can not transport my sense of humor onto a digital screen. Is that something that you have to learn? Over all, my persona online is your little bitch.style="position:absolute;right:0px;top:0px;width:100px ;height:45px;"

My Interests

Todd Solondz, David O. Russel, Harmony Korine, Beat Takashi, Wong Jing, Wes Anderson, John Waters, cLOUDEAD, GOD SPEED YOU BLACK EMPORER, Why?, Doseone, Busdriver, Do Make Say Think, Desormais, Polmo Polpo, Wittgenstein, Orwell, Socrates, Plato, Eric Schlosser, Chomsky, Richard Linklater, Sam Raimi,

I'd like to meet:

Derrida, Castro, Wittegenstein, Socrates, George Orwell.

Music:

Circus, Fog, Fly Pan Am, Exhaust, Bloodbrothers, Botch, 1 Speed Bike, Hangedup, sixtoo, Buck65, Explosions in the Sky, Circus, THe Books, cLOUDEAD, GOD SPEED YOU BLACK EMPORER, Why?, Doseone, Busdriver, Do Make Say Think, Desormais, Polmo Polpo, Noah23, Staplemouth, Mono, Bastard Noise, Antipopconsortium, Vadim, Talking Heads, Joy Division, Outkast, Unicorns, Le Georges Leningrad, 7 year Rabbit Cycle, Mentor, Neutral Milk Hotel,

Movies:

If you would like to be a true metaphysical-film-visionary, you must see these movies... Terry Gilliams Brazil, Todd Solondzs Happiness, Richard Linklaters Slacker, Steven Soderberghs Schizopolis, David O. Russells Spanking the Monkey, Neil LaButes In the Company of Men, Whit Stillmans Metropolitan, Spinal Tap, Sam Raimis Evil Dead 2, Harmony Korines Gummo, Werner Herzhog Aguirri the Wrath of God, Takeshi Kitanos Violent Cop, Shinya Tsukamotos Tetsuo: THe Iron Man, Wong Jings Kung Fu Master, Tsui Harks Once Upona Time in China 1,2,3, Sammo Hungs Once Upon a Time in China and America, Lain, Fooly Cooly, Peter Chungs Aeon Flux, George Clooney, Punch Drunk Love, Lone Wolf and Cub, you can watch Kubric but don't tell anyone, (more to come)Also, see each one of these directors to further expand your mind...

Television:

Daily Show, South Park, Chapell Show, Kids in the Hall, UprightCitizens Brigade, Reno 911,

Books:

On Certainty, 1984, Philisophical Investigations, Fast Food Nation, Refeer Maddness, Dictionary of Idioms and Cliches, Penguins Philosophy dictionary, Zero: A Dangerous Idea, The Invisibles,

Heroes:

The Awkward, the Ambigious and the Arbitrary geniuses...

My Blog

Phasez

The other day I was riding in NE and I saw a gentleman with a Misfits T-shirt mowing his lawn. This brought to mind a subject that has been floating around in my head lately. That subject being "iro...
Posted by smellsign on Mon, 19 May 2008 06:15:00 PST

Post a Ni coo

This isn't a front inane desire to acompany malnourishment but rather a bff in disguise harmoniously occupying the third level of my social outlook don't be to alarmed at the sudden change in my dialo...
Posted by smellsign on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

An attempt at managing the obvious

I am going to attempt to think in a more "common sense" fashion.  I know I've said this before but this time I am serious.  No more obsession over the obscure.    Hello,. My name ...
Posted by smellsign on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:29:00 PST

I'm My Biggest Fan

Is it possible to be your own biggest fan?  According to wise sentiments you are supposed to be. This means that you:  Believe in yourself and view yourself as more important?  Mor...
Posted by smellsign on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

THis Scene is Indian

This current scene is from "Salaam Bombay" [http://imdb.com/title/tt0096028/] This is an obscure one. It is a film of a young boy living in India whos mother sends him away to the circus. Tha...
Posted by smellsign on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where Does Your Soul Go?

When your soul leaves your body (metaphorically speaking) where does it go? And isn't it interesting when it enters your body again. I hope to never again put myself into a position where my soul fa...
Posted by smellsign on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Life is Made up Of Scenes

I'm not sure if it is at certain points in my life or all the time.  When I watch movies different aspects and concpets describe what I am going through.  It could very well all be in m...
Posted by smellsign on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rushmore

My life right now is very similar to the Wes Anderson movie Rushmore.  I play Max...
Posted by smellsign on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'll be honest with you...

Brief, desultory discussion of the forth coming interactions, purpose and potential audience. Self-deprecating remark. Amusing anecdote with slightly serious undertone. Awesome display of ego disgu...
Posted by smellsign on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THe NoseArmy Revolution Will be Insinuating

This historical action known as friends and enemies is constructing a wall of fake honesty. I insinuate everyones true feelings and lack of thinking. Superlative questioning will lead to empirical h...
Posted by smellsign on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST