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Taylor won't be here

Disco party for civil rights

About Me

Ice cream.

My Interests

People, animals, people being interested in animals...

I'd like to meet:

Stan.

Music:

Pianos, guitars, glockenspiels, tambourines, and a glass of ice water

Movies:

Thah Frawgs, thah Frawgs, thah Frawgs, thaaaah Frawgs.

Television:

ain't worth it.

Books:

Start fights with mentally ill senior citizens so that they will become stressed out and will develop high blood pressure.

Heroes:

The Silver Surfer, Fred Savage

My Blog

To people of pure character...

If anyone ever needs someone to vouch for them.  Send them my way.  i've decided that I'm going to spread nothing but positive thoughts about people until they give me reason not to.  E...
Posted by Taylor won't be here on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:41:00 PST

I wish

and it doesn't happen.
Posted by Taylor won't be here on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:55:00 PST

Definately my most important blog.

Indian-Laura Winslow sammich with Dick Cheney freestyle rapping over it.
Posted by Taylor won't be here on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

Advice for the severely addicted

I can' t breathe unless you say so Oh, I could be someone without you You change my clothes so nobody knows that I could be someone without you Live on a leash trying to appease the likes of you train...
Posted by Taylor won't be here on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:10:00 PST

Firemen vs. the Taliban

You cannot stop caramel number spleen.  Caramel number spleen is the root of all caramel.  Also all numbers and all spleen as well also.  Bob Sagat bids on Bob Sagat collectibles on eba...
Posted by Taylor won't be here on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:41:00 PST

Wheelchaircore is the next music revolution

  Shopping today at the food cafe can be a stressful air traffic controller.  Here is a list of things you will need. -Babar the elephant on DVD -A copy of all of David Lee Roth's solo ...
Posted by Taylor won't be here on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST

Preachery from the void

I'm in a band and we're called Black Sabbath and I requested the Moody Blues on the radio station that eats eats eats MCs but all they had that was even remotely close was Eddie Murphy so I aborted my...
Posted by Taylor won't be here on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST

Hope? Less? -Jive poetry from the void-

However, I must say that, while I believe in the existence of the Ghostbusters, I still think the Ninja Turtles could kick their asses with their immaculate kung fu tax form revolution.  Fuck tho...
Posted by Taylor won't be here on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

A SECOND PATRIOT ACT?

Everyone who lives in America needs to know about this so they can get out before it's too late.  Whereas the first patriot act basically destroyed all of our legal rights, the seconds patriot ac...
Posted by Taylor won't be here on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:53:00 PST