Stuart here. From Kilmarnock. Studying in Nottingham now. It's mostly ok. Can't really be doing with all the Marxists though. They always just want to party like it's 1919. All the things I like are on the left. I greet you warmly by the hand. Like your good self, I was recently voted Time's Person of the year, due to my commitment to the internet revolution - not only do I have a my own myspace space, but I frequently [slightlyironicairquotes]check virals out on youtube[/slightlyironicairquotes]. Of course, where I'm from it's unusual to hear the words 'you tube' used out of the context of Colin Nish missing a sitter.
"Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D & D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace. Anyone? Alexa! Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me."
"In your dreams, douche-bag!"
"Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you."
"Well guys, we've made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers."
