I'd like to meet:

Heroes:

About yours truly.
She HATES thunder. She's spoiled by her boo. She loves her boo. She recently QUIT best buy. Closest friends [J D S J]. She's going to kick Maha's ass. She's WAAAY into cars; graffiti; shoes; and playing cards ♠. GirlRacer. She's owns a 93 Honda Civic Hatchback [5spd] . She plans ..ing it PINK. She's really short. She has a really close circle of bolivian friends [awkward?!] lol. She listens to that chent cumbia your moms in culmore be jamming to! She hates mainstream hip-hop. She's obsessed with that card suits [hearts diamonds spades clubs]. She used to have her monroe piercing [getting it very soon]. She is STILL in high school. She hates smoking weed. She can be really mean sometimes but it's really funny. [ask drea how i treat jose at work]. She drinks ONLY water. She hates short hair. She thinks long curly hair on guys is SEXY. She dresses her niece up as a gangster sometimes. She likes to direct really retarded movies that everyone hates being in LOL. She is 100% random. 100%. She owns too many shoes. She has gigantic boobs. She has a bad habit of oversleeping at school. She seriously need to graduate like TOMOROW. She's the only female in her auto-tech class. She has been with her KING for 3 years and 4 months. She has few enemies; but has them nonetheless. She wears size. 4.5 in shoes. She is in TEAM FASTLIFE. She is HILARIOUS. She owns alot of purses she doesn't even wear. One of her favorite snacks is tomatoes with salt and lemon [mmm..tasty]. She has a habit of not shaving her legs and then showing it to her classmates. MARVIN CHRISTIAN KALEEM ♥ Those are her 3 Sons which she will take a bullet for. [CLEAN CATS CREW]. She's got honda knowledge, SON! She's been best friends with JENNIFER for about 12 years now. She points at things with her lips. She says WHATEVER is on her mind. She likes to argue. She wears only GOLD jewelry. She's on the prowl. She has a black cat which she verbally abuses constantly. She's DMG's biggest fan. EQ's biggest fan. She listens to rock. She is cut throat. She can make you change your mind. When she's bored, she'll drive thru culmore and whistle at the chents and call them mamacitas even tho they aren't so sexy. She can make wierd noise like the goose or the stutter throat. She LOVES taking pictures, preferably if your jumping in mid air off of a tire or the fo' finga face. Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce you to...

DORIS.