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About Me

found this cars layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments----------------------------------------------- ------------ ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- THIS IS ME! :)----------My real name is Gerardo Macias Jr. Everybody knows me as Jerry. I waz born in Durango,Durango Mexico! I am a single dad of a little boy. I'm told I'm funny, but you can be the judge of that! Hey...you got to be funny being a "single dad". I'm very spontanious, love to have fun, I can be serious when the time comes. I believe there is a time and place for everything, you just got to know when and where! I am very easy going, and get along with everyone, but get on my "bad side" and "suffer the wrath"! I am kind of shy at first,(first impressions last a life time), but once I get to know you (girls) I open up real quick. I drive hard. I love to go cruising, or what I call "recon"! I can drive around for what seems like hours, listen to music, blow off on fools who think their "fast and furious"! You know those posers with the flamming fireball stickers, 3M tape stick-on hood pins, fake v-tec stickers, (Autozone tuners). there is one in every town! you know the ones that ruin it for rest of us! Clubing, clubing, clubing, bars, bars,etc,etc...when I'am not bouncing in one that is! I like to work out, Muay Thai, Kickboxing, San Shou Kung Fu, boxing. Lately I've been very busy, working, and taking care of my son on my days off. It's hard to find time, to catch an elbow, shin, or flying knee strike to the face! Ouch! "pain is weakness leaving the body" I like to chill, listen to music, watch movies,and go out to eat. (sushi is my shit)! Lately I've been some what of a homebody. Shit! it's winter !! it's fucking cold outside!! When summer rolls around, we grill out almost everyday, drink beers and hold down the front porch harder than most gangbangers!!LOL!!------------------------------- I love Japanese cars. Anyone that knows me, knows I love my Honda! I have madd respect for the older japanese cars, that are well maintained, and done right! I drive a 89' Honda CRX SI, LS/Vtec, not the quickest but it can hold its own. I'm not like those posers out there who just focus on form,"BIG WINGS,BIG RIMS,NON FUNCTIONAL AIR SCOOPS,NEONS" Im talking function baby!! Shit, I roll on 16.7's(less rotational mass). I'd rather be "Fast and Ugly than Slow and Pretty anyday! If the part doesn't serve a purpose it's not going on my car! Right now it's about the cars' performance. later she will be pretty! Maybe do some racing soon, drag, autocross, SCCA, dont know yet, but legally...of course!!! (Heh,Heh)--------------------------------- ---my son little jerry---

getting tipsy!

My Interests

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Graphics & Layouts----------------------------------------------------- ------ Honda Ruckus video song "Stylish Stylish" by Halcali ----------------------------------------------------------- Honda's are track bred cars...driver cars, therefore my focus always lies with balance. All around performance, superior in braking, handling, reliability, and driveability. Dynamic power is what I build and strive for! ------------------------------------- Indy racing, Import drag racing, SCCA (road racing),D1 drifting,Touge,car shows(HIN),etc...etc... ------------------------------------------------------------ good friend Jenny Salinas boxing.
Real Cat Fight - The funniest home videos are here-----------------Martial Arts, been training on and off since 99'. SanShou Kung Fu, Muay Thai (Thai boxing),K1 style kickboxing, Mixed martial arts, Olympic style Judo, and Brazilian Jujitsu.When I waz younger I trained in Aikido, Tangsoodo, and Self Defense. (I'VE BEEN IN LOTS OF BAD FIGHTS). I am a better stand up fighter, really don't feel too comfortable on the ground, but if it goes there, its on!!! -------------- ------------- --------------------- ----------- --------- --------

I'd like to meet:

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------------------------- i'd like to meet a girl who will accept me for who I am, what I'm about, who is willing to understand me. who will accept my son! who is willing to meet me halfway! who isnt too selfish, who isnt afraid to express her feelings, isnt afraid to cry. who will speak her mind, yet is open minded! who can keep up with my crazy rollercoaster ride, I call life! thatz not afraid to lose, but loves to win! that can hold her own, yet needs me around. she knows when when i'm around, she knows when i'm gone, who knows when to be a Lady, and lets me be a Gentlemen, a girl with a little patience, spontanious, doesnt mind getting her hands dirty, if need be! a girl that will take care of her man, yet lets her man pamper her. a girl who is willing to fight for what she believes in! not a fighter, but will knock your ass out if she has to! a girl that can adapt to change, a girl that..............loves to live life!

Music:

--RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE-- -- ....Reggeton,Calle 13,Jolio Voltio,Bachata,Aventura,Nueva era,Oldschool Hip Hop,Oldschool Rap,Tribe Called Quest,KRS1,Mobbdeep,Kase's Sky,Kraze 88,the Roots,Wu Tang Clan,the Pharcide,Oldschool Freestyle,Jazz,Funk,La Famiglia,Metal,Rock,Punk,Rage Against the Machine,System of the Down,Slipknot,Stone Temple Pilots,Sublime,Deftones,TOOL,etc,etc.... -------------------------- ..

Movies:

-----------------------------------------------------------I 'm a big Movie buff,(all kinds),comedy,drama,action,horror,sci-fi,adventure,military flics,anime, Initial D, Akira, Apple Seed, Ninja Scroll, Half Baked, Super Troopers, Ghostbusters, Gun Grave, Bad Santa, The Bondock Saints, The Goonies, Samarai Fiction, Coming to America, Kill Bill, Dumb & Dumber, Wedding Crashers, Austin Powers I, II, and III, Sin City, Forest Gump, Crash, Blow, Heat, Scarface, Taxi Driver, The Karate Kid, Just Married, Waist Deep, Lil Man, Lord of the Rings, The Last Samerai, A.I, Tokyo Drift, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, All The Rocky Movies! Brave Heart, Harlem Nights, Mad Max, Space Balls, Princess Bride, All the Naked Gun Movies, Evil Dead, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead,300!!! etc,etc, the list goes on, and on....

Television:

Discovery, A&E, History channel, G4 TV, Attack of the Show, Ninja Warrior, Speed Channel, CHAPPEL SHOW!, THE NEWS. you got to know what the hell is going on in your world!

Books:

The Book of Five Rings,The Art of War,Hagakure,The Anarchist Cookbook,FM3121 for Guerrilla Warfare and Special Forces Ops. Field Manual.

Heroes:

GEN. FRANSISCO "PANCHO" VILLA GEN. EMILIANO ZAPATA GEN. VILLA AND GEN. ZAPATA AFTER WINNING THE MEXICAN REVOLUTION ERNESTO "CHE" GUEVARA SUB COMANDANTE MARCOS "EZLN" CESAR E. CHAVEZ DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. MALCOM X PRES. JOHN F KENNEDY.---------------------------------------------------- -------my son Baby Jerry, Francisco Pancho Villa (Doroteo Arongo),Los Dorados lament you still! Ernesto Che Guevara, Caesar Chavez, Martin Luther King, Malcom X, Sub Comandante Marcos of the Zapatista Rebel Force (EZLN) currently operating in Chiapas Mexico, and the rest of the freedom fighters and the revolutionary forces struggling for equal rights around the globe.

My Blog

Mario rest in peace little cuz!

..> R.I.P. Mario! peace little cuz! damm...i got home awhile ago from the hospital. got there at around 6am. it was real hard to grip what was happening around us. to see Mario, encircled by...
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:55:00 PST

EZLN

"We are the product of 500 years of struggle: first against slavery, then during the War of Independence against Spain led by insurgents, then to avoid being absorbed by North American imperialism, t...
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:46:00 PST

118 IQ score! Visual Mathmatician!

Congratulations, Gerardo!Your IQ score is 118 This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Y...
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

100th percentile in Linguistic-Mathamatical Ability!

Gerardo, you answered 27 out of 30 questions correctly! Congratulations! Your score is in the 96th percentile. This means that if one hundred people took the test with you, your score would r...
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:21:00 PST

IQ test. 113! i'm a Imaginative Mastermind!

Gerardo, your IQ score is 113 Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of wha...
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

haterz! open your eye's!

soo last night i was driving around, it was about 11:00 pm. got up to 28th street was heading to the store to get some motor oil for my ride(she was a bit thirsty) was chillin at the light and spotted...
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

import vs.domestick

Quote: Originally Posted by dornon13 do you think a my civic would run close to a camaro z28 if i had 200 hp possibly 160tq(i wish)??? um lets say 1/4mi....i hope i dont get flamed by this thread ...
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

bigger aint alwayz better!

ok i will say this one last time. because a car has a v8, that does not make it fast. first of all im so sick and tired of hearing about how good domestics are and how fast they are and all this crap....
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

fuck spam!!!

the safest way to clean up your spam comments, "RINGTONES" "SIZE DOES MATTER" "THIS IS FUNNY" go to your home page click on EDIT PROFILE then click on EDIT COMMENTS go through and erase all those spam...
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST

feels good to help

i got out of work, was on my way home, then i saw a little girl. she was trying to help what seemed to be her grandmother change a flat tire. i was going to keep going, but i decided to stop and offer...
Posted by jerry grease monkey on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST