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schätßie

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me



i like to enjoy some of the usual things and then some of the unusual things also. i like to make things. lil' zines. lil' books, lil' movies, lil' billboards : surprising things that go unclaimed, unexplained and unexpected. i like to take things. photos, trips, walks, naps, spins, bike-rides etc. i also used to make clothes for my dog owen when she was a puppy...but she tells me that she's a little old for that now. i like plant things and animal things. i like (some) people. i like my friends alot + forever n' ever. i also like to write things, look at things and wear things. i guess i really like things.

My Interests

empty promises. the slow life. fast cars. late nights. danger. good times. bad times. planet X theory. taking naps in the trough. samantha fox. bubble butts. city. country. not eating. forgetting. remembering. much whiskey. forgetting again. 70's (and 80's) soft-core porn. the french. wires. pretending i am drunk. drawring. utilitarian things made from logs or plastic. cowboys. forest hot springs. power showering. not showering. briefs. beaches (not the movie). jello shots. xanadu. anyone cute, cool + fun in berlin. conservative liberalism. wolves. germans. wearing pajama's all day. indians. dressing up. fasting. not feeding my cat. science. (self) nipple pinching while in line at the bank (they have cameras). duneworms. vacuuming. riding my bike. jogging slowly. sweating. alot. head injuries. DDR history. nice stinky arm pits. the desert plants. DIY smoothies. hittin the big time. muscles. sundays. did i already say bourbon? um, my yard. falling off my bike. leave'n the city behind... winking. wanking. camping. spanking. desert hot springs. off-roading to secluded hawaiian beaches. succulents. bike posse's. the-all-tell-wireless-phone-lines (?!). summoning my power animals (yes you can have more than one). and what. and what. and what.

I'd like to meet:

A COMBINATION OF ANY OR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING:

Music:

whitest boy alive, vanity 6, junior boys, tom vek, the knife, hot chip, figurine, dntel, erlend oye, jose gonzales, grizzly bear, gang of four, french kicks, flin flon, unrest, danni minogue, colder...and IF I HAD A BAND I WOULD CHOOSE FROM SOME OF THE FOLLOWING FICTIONAL NAMES: the backspaces, bottomfeeder, tab drinkers united, mr. peanut, feux treudeux, soup lables, jellybaby, humscalade, nuclear ambitions, the window treatments, yellow hanki brigade, pink barbwire lickers, teen drama, sharp shooters, open umbrellas, fancy nancy, kept oil, candi! candy! candie!, optimum triple plays, secretarial poop, the unused phone company, suicide vests, hand creme, twin power, razor point, paper mates, xanthan gumm, puritan politics, electrilastic, lucky pierre, lace prostate, 2A's, the FEDEX massagers, office triste.

Movies:

CONTROL. I'M NOT THERE. my own private idaho, poison, donnie darko, virginsuicides, me and you and everyone we know, y tu mama tambien, rambo, bad education, mysterious skin, license to drive, risky business, the ice storm, goonies, eternal sunshie of the spotless mind, velvet goldmine, old joy, OMG : heathers, happiness.

Books:

hmmm. i like them.

Heroes:

Amateur Porn Stars. Abusers of (mild) Substances. France. Daddy Twink$ in Berlin.
Gus + Owen of makelike from ultra on Vimeo .

My Blog

I was at home feelin sleazy

The Men All Pause Klymaxx I know I was lookin good I had my Kenneth Cole shoes on My Gianni Versace blue leather suit My nails were done and my hair was fierce And I was riding in a Coopers ...
Posted by schätßie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

REPEAT UNTIL FADE...

We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off Jermaine Stewart Not a word, from your lips You just took for granted that I want to skinny dip. A quick hit, that's your game. But I'm not a piece of meat...
Posted by schätßie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FREESTYLE BITCHEZ

There's a party in the house and we'll be rockin' tonight So bring your body with you baby and I'll make you feel right It's a freaky celebration of a natural kind And the pleasure you'll experien...
Posted by schätßie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST