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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Your run of the mill commitment-phobe who's always chosen lifestyle over livelihood -- the recent goal is to reconcile the two and inspire them to conspire, because there are holes in that plan.I live downtown in an apartment that I like. I used to live deep in the woods with a big front porch and time on my hands. I like to think my future lies somewhere in the middle - but no, not the suburbs.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who will give me drugs in the form of talk. simple assholes with killer asses and no futures. elderly people. anyone who can make me cry and/or take me to Rooster Rock.

My Blog

Online work

a fresh website, in pink and elk:forrestmartin.net
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Positively Negative

For this I'm just a commercial and a fan. The PN episode of the Sarah Silverman Program is the funniest thing I can think of right now, besides Karen Walker in general. Sarah Silverman ("People are al...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:54:00 GMT