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KevinAdrift

Molon Labe, Bitches!

About Me

Entertainment Attorney by day. Yes I REALLY am an attorney, and a damn good one...please stop asking. Drummer for Tampa-based heavy rock powerhouse ADRIFT (WWW.ADRIFT.CC), featuring Jack Owen, current Deicide guitarist, formerly of Cannibal Corpse, by night. I also play drums in RESURRECTION. Read my blogs if you want to figure out more about me. Unless you're a total superficial fabricated pussy...then fuck off and please perform .45 caliber surgery on yourself. And I am not AT ALL interested in meeting women here on My Waste, I already have a loving & committed partner, so if you're a groupie (like they even exist unless you're Aerosmith or KISS), have a "nude site," or have some prurient ulterior motive, please save it. Not gonna bite...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Read my Blog for the answer to this topic, please. Yes, show some damn effort if you want to know anything about me other than the superficial.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, especially stripper midgets, and amputees (caress me with your stumps...), or chicks with polydactyly...oh, and Nathaniel Bedford Forrest, Layne Staley, Salvador Dali, Sophocles, Buddy Rich, Teagan Presley, Tiffany Rayne, Haley Wilde, Gina Gershon, porn chicks (B/G/A, ATM a huge +), Vincent Van Gogh, Edgar Allen Poe, Rene Descartes, Homer (the poet, NOT the Simpson one), Plato, Caligula, Buddha, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Wayne's hot tranny friends, and many, many others...

Music:

ADRIFT (www.adrift.cc); RESURRECTION; In no particular order, Porcupine Tree, Shinedown, THORNLEY (!!!), Pulse Ultra, SOiL, Geri X, Hank III (and AssJack), Between The Buried And Me (ALASKA!!!), Gov't Fucking Mule, Ludwig Von Beethoven, Unloco, DEICIDE, Sinergy, Seether, Thought Industry, Chopin, Danielle Brisebois, Epitaph (EPITUFF!!! R.I.P.), Kataklysm, Katatonia, Dimmu Borgir, Chumley's Toy (www.chumleystoy.com), Godsmack, CAPHARNAUM, Crotchduster, Ravel, Lizst, Kelly Clarkson (don't laugh, she rocks), Alice in Chains, Children of Bodom, Taproot, Nonpoint, Acid Bath (!!!), Loudness, Black Sabbath, Soilwork, Voivod, Kyuss, Incubus, Sepultura, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Sacred Reich, Arch Enemy, Tool, Devo, Big Wreck, SlipKnot, Bjork, old Motley Crue, old Ozzy, Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown, Alter Bridge, Macabre, BTBAM, Eighteen Visions, Reverend Horton Heat, Crowbar, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Stabbing Westward, Testament, Cheap Trick, KISS, Solstice (FL), Kreator, Malevolent Creation, Simon & Garfunkel, Voivod, Bad Brains, Fugazi, Exodus, Cat Stevens, Chimaira, Slipknot, Nevermore, Exhorder, Flotsam and Jetsam, Death, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Heart, Gordon Lightfoot, Atheist, The Cars, Judas Priest, Grieg, Diecast, Fear Factory, Rosicrucian, Slayer, WASP, Mozart, Ravel, Vio-Lence, Machine Head, Iron Maiden, Dark Angel, Coroner, Pestilence, Flippy and the Pigs, Skynyrd, and many many others.

Movies:

John Carpenter's The Thing; Evil Dead; Evil Dead II; Army of Darkness; Dawn of the Dead (Widescreen Unrated Director's Cut 2004); Aliens; Reservoir Dogs; Kung Pow! (Enter The Fist) (Godly..."Shirt Ripper"); Scarface; Blade; Blade II; Mallrats; Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Bad Taste; Meet the Feebles; From Dusk Till Dawn; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Predator; True Romance; The Big Hit ("Bust some CAPS!!!"); Dead Alive; Tales From The Crypt - Demon Knight; A Clockwork Orange; The Professional; Blade Runner; Superstition; Phantasm; Phantasm II; From Beyond; Fight Club; Full Metal Jacket; many others, inquire with me as to my tastes and desires....

Television:

Unless it's sports, I don't watch TV as a rule, except that I have, on occasion, been known to watch: South Park; MXC (!!!); Headbanger's Ball; The Sopranos; DEADWOOD!!! (...cocksucker...); The Shield; ATHF.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange; Catch-22; 1984; Skin Tight; Sick Puppy, anything by Carl Hiaasen; AMERICAN [fucking] PSYCHO!!!!!! All by Bret Easton Ellis. Animal Farm; old Stephen King (pre-Dark Half); anything by Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn; many, many others.

Heroes:

Jason Fucking Suecof ("...let's go jogging"); Leonidas I; Dienekes; Guy Fawkes; Nathan Bedford Forrest; Ron Jeremy; Ian McShane; great musicians and artists (too many to list); Wayne Burgess' scrotal sack; Roy Baker's Propane and Propane Products, and his gay derivative beard; whomever pioneered vaginal reconstruction and rejuvenation; many more, but this is a taste.

My Blog

Yes, I Think George W. Bush Is A Criminal, But It’s So Much More Than That...

The American people have no inkling of the utter depravity and infinite evil of this Administration and certain of its servant agencies. Longtime friends of Dick Cheney have said they do not know him ...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:11:00 PST

Adrift "Absolution" Reviewed on Blabbermouth (link)

Hello, all...hope the holiday season is treating you well!  Remember, a gift of Adrift's hot new album, "Absolution" is sure to bring a smile to your friends, family, or loved ones!Also, infamous...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:13:00 PST

Colonics

Colonics, or colon hydrotherapy to the uninitiate, frigging rule.  After having one, I feel awesome!And please, no comments about my propensity for anal intrusion.  Especially you, Roy. ...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:02:00 PST

Is It, Or Is It Not...?

Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racingAnd is your voice caught within your chest?It isn't love, it's like.You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them,am I right?It isn't love, it's lust.Are you...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:30:00 PST

Four Stages

Life in Four StagesThe first you think not aboutThe second you spend too much time thinking aboutThe third you try your best not to think of itAnd the fourth you don't get to think about at all...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:50:00 PST

Studio Update, Bitches!

Hello, faithful friends!It's your good buddy Kevin writing you from the environs of backwater North Carolina.  Jack and I are entrenched in CB Production Studios tracking the new Adrift album, te...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:26:00 PST

My Waste Housecleaning

I'm wasted here in the rich coast...Costa Rica, and the following occurred to me.  OK, here's what's up:My Space has outlived it's novelty with me.  As most of you will recognize, I rarely u...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

Anal Lust

Ah, the music I used to listen to..."Anal Lust" was a song off of Exhorder's eponymous debut album "Slaughter in the Vatican." The best song on that album, though, in my opinion, was "Desecrator."I m...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST

Do You Ever Wonder

Why it is that we do the things we do?  Work, job, relationship, friends, all of it.  What is our motivation?  Money?  Respect?   Why the fuck are we here, and why are we...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST

10 Questions That You Fuckers WILL Answer

Alright, since you opened this you have to answer ALL of these questions about the person who posted this (KevinADRIFT) and send it to them in a MESSAGE! Then REPOST it with the subject "10 Questions"...
Posted by KevinAdrift on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:25:00 PST