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Crockydile

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About Me

Crokydile


I like:

Laughing at anyone moronic enough to read this drivel... excluding the present company of course. :: the lightning, buccaneers, devil rays and seminoles :: cigars :: red wine, rum, sake and beer :: finding a musical diamond in the rough :: my shar-pei that wouldn't like you :: microphones, preamps, compressors and eqs :: my wife, who probably would like you :: xhtml, css, php, ajax, flash and mysql :: my son who doesn't care about you :: get fuzzy :: guitars :: a band that can play to a fucking click :: swords :: pre ren patch uo :: pearls before swine :: vocalists that actually sing, have emotion and don't need three passes of autotune to sound ok :: ambien :: big sounds :: songs that end when they've said what they need to say :: roninmusic :: majoc :: imghoster :: bulkzip :: chumley's toy

My Interests

Laughing at anyone moronic enough to read this drivel... excluding the present company of course. :: the lightning, buccaneers, devil rays and seminoles :: cigars :: red wine, rum, sake and beer :: finding a musical diamond in the rough :: my shar-pei that wouldn't like you :: microphones, preamps, compressors and eqs :: my wife, who probably would like you :: xhtml, css, php, ajax, flash and mysql :: my son who doesn't care about you :: get fuzzy :: guitars :: a band that can play to a fucking click :: swords :: pre ren patch uo :: pearls before swine :: vocalists that actually sing, have emotion and don't need three passes of autotune to sound ok :: ambien :: big sounds :: songs that end when they've said what they need to say :: roninmusic.com :: majoc.com :: imghoster.com :: bulkzip.com

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Music:

chumley's toy :: queensryche :: okgo :: alice in chains :: saigon kick :: mozart :: guns n roses :: muse :: sponge :: roninmusic :: botg :: patti rothberg :: coheed and cambria :: my chemical romance :: the eagles :: bartok :: iron maiden :: stray cats :: the allman brothers :: i mother earth :: heart

Movies:

this is spinal tap :: best in show :: a mighty wind :: the professional :: underworld :: the big lebowski :: the matrix :: grosse point blank :: the incredibles :: sin city :: casino royale

Television:

futurama :: the simpsons :: heroes :: entourage :: 24 :: the tudors :: big love :: the riches :: jericho :: jack's big music show :: the 4400 :: dexter

Books:

The Book of Five Rings :: The Art of War :: Crime and Punishment :: Musashi :: Taiko :: The Odyssey :: Prometheus Bound :: The Picture of Dorian Gray :: Dune :: LOTR :: 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America :: Freakonomics :: The Wind in the Willows

Heroes:

Why INSERT NAME HERE of course. Because you INSERT GOOD THING YOU DID that one time. I'll never forget you.MEMORY DELETED.

My Blog

Our new Homeowner's Association President, Nancy Pelosi, Addresses the HO Meeting.

First off, I'd like to thank you all for coming out to the Cross Creek Library's Conference Hall. I'll try and keep my introduction short since we have to be out of here by 7:30 and I know that Martha...
Posted by Crockydile on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

A letter to Great Britain

Look, I know our relationship has gone pretty much downhill since the whole "tea party" incident even though I explained that you weren't invited because I knew you wouldn't enjoy it (our costumes wer...
Posted by Crockydile on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

quotes

"The line between success and failure can be expressed in five words: 'I did not have time.'"Franklin Field"Bad company corrupts good character"I COR 6: 4"What lies before us and what lies behind us a...
Posted by Crockydile on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:19:00 PST

Movies

While I'm not really a big movie buff, lately I've been watching the cable movie channels (no, not the adult pay-per). After spending hours upon hours of my finite life watching these things, I've com...
Posted by Crockydile on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST

You Have to Earn the Right to be That Indignant

While making a record (or really anywhere in life) you must always be aware of your nuisance factor. Does your talent stand up to how much of a pain in the ass you are? I, recently, have been verbaliz...
Posted by Crockydile on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST

heavy != good

What the fuck is the deal with bands saying "our new stuff is heavier" or "our other stuff is a lot heavier"? I hate how when artists say this we're supposed to go "ohhh, then it must be credible". H...
Posted by Crockydile on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:13:00 PST

things that suck .3

Your profile layout sucks (yes, I mean you). Please do the following: 1) Download Firefox 2) Look at your profile with Firefox. 3) Change whatever bullshit CSS code you pasted in from some 15 year ol...
Posted by Crockydile on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:01:00 PST

Things That Suck .2

.2: Fatboy Slim's remix of "Sympathy for the Devil".What, did Fatboy (or Slim.. I don't know which is the proper name with poncy English dance twits) do this on his lunch break? It sounds like all he ...
Posted by Crockydile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things that suck #1

.1: Basketball In any form, NBA, WNBA, NCAA, StreetBall... whatever. It sucks. Boring as hell to watch, pretty boring to play and the only entity in exsistance where the players, as a whole, are less...
Posted by Crockydile on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST