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Susan

Salt... Salt... Where's my God damned Salt! ... LOL img src=http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/ev

About Me

I recieved my Pirates of the Parrot Republic name. Thank you for all your sugestions.... but Captain Kaos wins.... Wicked Wench has arived.My friends say I have enough personality and charisma for two people. I'm quick to giggle and normally a bubbly person. I'm coy and flirtatious. In my close up and personal life I am shy at first, but that wears off. As a professional I am beyond outgoing... I am a photographer for a national company which does cover the U.S and Canada. I began as an artist... you know... paint... canvas... brushes... that kind of thing.Got a job in a parallel career designing stained glass windows... so I am a stained glass artist as well. A few years ago some dumbasses tore down a couple of buildings in the middle of New York City without permits and the stained glass business suffered... got a job in another parallel field as a photographer. This next photo was a timed exposure... in a gym of a kid playing basketball... I call it...... 30 Seconds in the Dark.....Oooowa... and I am.....
I'm 94% Pure Wicked Evilness
I'm the most evil person you will ever know... in your life.
The devil is afraid of me taking over! Yeeeeeeea Haaaa How Evil Are You?
You Are a Tomboy
You're having too much fun to bother with nail polish and crazy diets.
Guys are instead impressed by how much you know and do! How Girlie Are You?
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

My Interests

Movies, photography, stained glass, Halloween, antique stuff, old photos, meeting new friends, chatting, dating and other stuff...
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Long Island Tea
Beverage (alc) ? Liptons Tea
Color ? Black
Food ? Chicken
Item of clothing ? Bra
Meal of the day ? Brunch
Feature on yourself ? Personality
Quality in a guy/girl ? Honesty
Phrase ? Did that hurt? I didn't feel it
Song ? I'm No Angel
Musical Artist/Band ? 2 many 2 choose
Sport ? Most all of them
Movie ? Anything with Sword play in it
TV Show ? I cant remember the last time I watched a telivision show
Radio Station ? 103.5 WIMZ
Type of Chocolate ? White
Eye Color ? Green
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Farm Girl ... even had a pig
Smoke ? NO
Drink ? Yes... When the mood strikes me
Have any piercings ? Ears
Have any tatoos ? Not yet
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Never
Had sex ? Want some more... please
Gone streaking ? Not even my hair
Gone skinny dipping ? And was caught
Been to Europe ? No
Been to an island ? Wanna go to Greece
Had stitches ? Yes
Broken any bones ? Elbow
Been stabbed/shot ? Nope
Slept until after 12:00 ? Yup
Stayed up all night ? Yup
Danced like a whore ? Only privatly
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Date... yea... sex.... no
Turned down a dare ? Not yet
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? LOL....
Is the prettiest ? All the Chicks
Is the most handsom ? Most of the Duds... LOL
Is the loudest ? That would be me.... Larengitis and all
Is the craziest ? O Hell... put us together... LOL
Is the most shy ?
Is the most loving ? Amber
Is the most understanding ? Becky
Is the most boring ? Wallflowers
Is the richest ? I got no clue...
Is the most athletic ? Cheech
Is the most cocky ? Marty Ray
Is the biggest sex icon ? Niki
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Zacque: I can't help if I have an educated Pallet!
Do you look up to the most ? My Grandmother... not here
Do you tell everything to ? Brandi
Has the best clothes ? Who cares
Has the best house ? Becky's Garden is Beautiful
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Desert... sure
Kiss someone of the same sex ? Have
Cheat on someone you love ? Never
Run away from home ? Is that an option at this point?
Lie to your parents ? We have this don't ask don't tell pollicy
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Never
Lie to your best friend ? I don't tell tehm everything
Give a homeless person money ? Yes
Run from the police ? If I want to be frisked.... I just ask
Bungee jump ? Jump off a perfectly good bridge?
Sky dive ? Jump out of a psudo safe airplain?
Cross dress ? In like what? I wear Jeans
Be an exotic dancer ? Only for One
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Never
Scuba dive ? Shark Bate... sounds interesting
Go rock climbing ? I am kinda clitzy
Go spulunking (caving) ? And get guano on my shoes?
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? I like the peanutbutter ones
Bologna ? Can you say Halatosis?
Hott ? Fire Water
Orange ? Pistol Peat
Real world ? Weird hours at work, bills, kids, housing, food... did I say bills?
Fuck ? What position?
Jack ? Cheese
Cucumber ? Pickles
Hip-Hop ? Brandi's Music
Uniform ? That Cop fantasy thing.... O My!
UniCORN ! ? Honest Man
Rainbow ? Not without the Sun
Clown ? Me... for wanting

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Wicked Wench's Deadly Sins


Lust: 100%
Wrath: 100%
Envy: 80%
Greed: 80%
Pride: 80%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance She'll Go to Hell: 66%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You? Susan --
[adjective]:

100% kinky

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Alice --
[noun]:

A master of sexual gratification

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Your Quirk Factor: 70%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Who Should Paint You: Roy Lichtenstein
Larger than life, your personality overshadows everyone in the room
A painter would tend to portray you with a bit of added flair! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Passion


100%

Mysterious


67%

Diamond Eyes


67%

Eyes full of Pain


67%
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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I'd like to meet:

Someone with a personality and dosn't mind giggling. I want a man that will take the time to get to know me. I love to be touched all the time, but in my own time. I want someone that is warm and caring. Honesty is a must. At this point, I might never want to get married again, but IF an encounter turns into a relationship... Monogamy is a must. I would love to flurt and be slutty with the right man from now on. I want someone that comes home wanting to touch me. I want a man that is not afraid to show he loves me. He should be relatively fit for… whatever. I want to experience the world around me and live in other areas of the nation. The rest you are just gonna hav'ta find out for yourself. OOOOOOOOOOooooooooo and if you want to see where the people are that look at my page.... just push this button...

Music:

There is a mixed madness of: Alice Cooper, Avril Lagigne, Big and Rich, Drian Dunning, Tim McGraw, Godsmack, ACDC, The Doors Evanescence, Styx, Eurythmics, Queen, The Stones, Toby Keith, Pearl Jam, Def Lepard, Trent Willmon, Johnny Cash, Kenny Chesney, Pink Floyed and Tom Petty. I also like new age cd's like peaceful Ocean, a Celtic Tale and Songs of the Rainforest.... and of course the classsics
..

Movies:

Recent watches: King Kong (must see it), Walk the Line (love story), Harry Potter IV (wonderful) Just a few that I own... Sleepy Hollow, X-Men, X-Men 2, X-Men 3(great movie, but the ending... wtf were they thinking!), V is for Vendetta, Underworld, Star Wars, Dances with Wolves, Pitch Black, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Lake Placid, Harry Potter, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings, Robin Hood (both Flin and Kosner) From Dusk till Dawn, Zorro and Austin Powers... yea baby! lol

Books:

Books by: Anne Rice, Piers Anthony, J.R.R. Tolkien, Borris Vallejo and Steven King. My Friends.... Me... Me again... Me and my friends...

Heroes:

Wolverine always in yellow spandex... my grandmother who tried to girl up the tomboy in me... Theo VanGogh, and when he was good, bad and usually bloody with a board, a chair or his bare hands, Hacksaw Jim Dugan.

My Blog

Minumum Wage

I never really comment on anything political... but this really burns my ass. I hate to say it, but I am a Democrat. I'm thinking about becoming a Republican. The Democrats took over the House and for...
Posted by Susan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

Heinz Cronicals Chapter 3

OMG... so last Friday I went to the hospital and did the blood work to get rid of Heinz... and I have low Iron... They want to build it back up before they opperate... so... the removel of Heinz has b...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:55:00 PST

Cronicals of Heinz Chapter 2

The 17th went well with the doc and Heinz... We have discussed all the options and have decided that going in... chopping up and sucking out is the best thing for Heinz... He is gonna die on Ground Ho...
Posted by Susan on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

The Heinz Cronicals: Chapter one

So.... the 19th of December I had a tummy tuck... there were more than cosmetic reasons to do this... but anyway... Tuesday after Christmas the Doc comes in and looks me over.... says I'm looking good...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:32:00 PST

Truth and freedom...

The TRUTH shall set you free... in more ways than one. Just telling the truth is easier than making up something... cause at best you are gonna get caugh in the end or at worst... the begining. I...
Posted by Susan on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST

Who's your Daddy....

Go tell him Happy Father's Day... cause I cant... Mine passed away in 1999 on Mother's day at the young age of 58. I miss him very much. I cant ask his advice about anything anymore. I cant hug him. I...
Posted by Susan on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

La Luna

The moon goes full and almost everybody goes a little nuts. Had two floor shows this weekend.... once at breakfast Saturday morning... the waitress was sick and tired of how the owner was treating her...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

For all you "Business" men....

... that read my page... If I don't know you, don't expect me to show you around town. "I'm only in for one night" or "Just have a few drinks with me" will not get you next to me.....
Posted by Susan on Sat, 13 May 2006 08:15:00 PST

Tag you are it....

Here's how to play. Ther rules are simple. Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with six weird things or habits about yourself. At the end you need to choose six people to be tagged...
Posted by Susan on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:46:00 PST

Someone asked me who I really am....

I can barely remember who I wanted to be... I know don't want to be settled... want to roam... want to find me... I know who she was... she was an artist that liked to fly... an independant girl who h...
Posted by Susan on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST