I like to talk about drugs that I don't do anymore, I like to snark about asshats that I'm better then, I enjoy refferring to things as 'the pits', I'm a big sports fan when I'm drunk, I'm in to RPGs even though I don't have long hair or a goatee or a leather trenchcoat, Sometimes I forget that I'm into conspiracies as a joke and not as reality. People who pay me fake compliments to feed my ego.
One of you Intelligent Design fucks. A quadrapallegic compulsive masturbator. An illiterate poet. Jean Luc Picard. A Parisian super-villain armed with a feather duster. Anyone that's ever been defenestrated. Harvey Birdman. I've always wanted a friend that was a priest, that way we could be roommates on a bad sitcom. A girl that thinks polyhedrons are sexy. A midget that believes they're hiding it with platform shoes. Doctor Zoidberg. The Tick. A pair of pants that fits reallyreally well. A liposuctionist with a big heart. Captain Sisko. 10 orange bombs vs 5 Beefeater and orange juices + a shot of Jameson. The gravy train. Old Fortran. The singularity at the beginning of the Universe. The restaurant at the end of the Universe. Tom Waits singing "Men of Adventure". Caffienated condoms.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment
The Talking Heads, The Pixies, Belle and Sebastian, The Fugees, Lords of Acid, Scissor Sisters, Alice Cooper, The Postal Service, They Might Be Giants, Ween, Tom Waits, Dead Kennedys, Gravy Train, Public Enemy, Old Dr. Dre,
Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control Fight Club, The Aristocrats, The New Jersey Trillogy, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, Barton Fink, Mr. Death, The Yes Men, No Country for Old Men, Batman Begins, Repo Man, The Comedians of Comedy
Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, King of the Hill, Futurama, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Bullshit, Frontline, Breaking Bad, Rob & Big, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Universe, ST: DS9
The Illuminatus Trillogy, Principia Discordia, American Gods, Choke and all Chuck Palahniuk, all HST, Breakfast of Champions and all Vonnegut, A Brief History of Time, The Watchmen, The Dark Night Returns, The Dark Night Strikes Back
George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, and pretty much anyone else that's pissed and not a fucking idiot.