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Henry

errr..... do u sell all - in - one lycra catsuits???

About Me



My Interests

trying to invent a cocktail, attempting to skateboard, driving up the m1, seeing the sun set (and rise again), standing close to a bar, pissing in a real toilet (not a fucking urinal), seeing old faces, looking at a map of the world, going to new places, anything to do with "space" or the universe, taliking shit, leeds, southend, london, vancouver, casinos, trees, a girls shoes (and possibly her feet), some mild bonadge, flairing, sleeping, football, arsenal, a newspaper, Brazil, the climate, politics, sleeping on the floor, staying awake all night, eating a sausage&egg McMuffin, knocking on someones door, a traffic light going green, streaky bacon, bartending, using my cars horn (any cars horn, for that matter), bartending, making small talk, seeing my friends, ignoring my cat, snowboarding, waking up early but staying in bed, seeing a white christmas, sex outdoors, talking to people i dont know, searching the internet on how to edit ur myspace (but never actually figuring it out), leaving everything to the last minute, being a little late, receiving a hand-written letter, receiving a phone call on my home phone, standing at the top of a mountain, cooking dinner, eating dinner, a full english breakfast in the sun, hosting a party, going out, drinking in the day, southend pier, antartica, the ocean, a girl wearing stockings, being seduced, snowboarding, finding an undeveloped film, looking at old photos, getting off a gondola, looking out a window, becoming a dad (one day), being made to laugh, making someone smile, an airport, duty free, the beach, vodka, seeing my family, doing a BbQ, the sound of glass breaking, lighting a match, placing a bet, writng down my phone number, cutting the grass, finding something i lost, opening my front door, taking the stairs, giving people a receipt, going to the supermarket at 4 in the morn, going to sleep at 9 am, being in the shower, getting off an aiplane, gin, fresh lime and some tonic, putting an alarm on snooze, the fresh air, the great outdoors, a cold shower, meeting someone for lunch, flying a plane, riding a horse, sharing a bed, having nightmares, wearing no underpants, brushing my teeth, sleeping on the floor, driving on the other side of the road, putting a check in the bank, skipping a queue, standing on the edge of a dance floor, daydreaming, saying thank you, cooking mexican food, going out for dinner, pretending i know something about wine, giving away a cigarette, saying a prayer, car-running, shoe golf, lighting someones cigarette, reading any newspaper, buying something pointless, standing behind a bar, being tipped, getting drunk and waking up even more drunk than the night before!

I'd like to meet:

MY DAD, EDD HYDE, DARYL KELLY, ELISABETH SHUE, MARISA TOMEI, SASHA GREY, THE BRUNETTE SINGER FROM THE BANGLES (DAMN SHES HOT IN THE "WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN" VIDEO) AND MY DAD AGAIN!

Music:

FROM THISTO THIS

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, Casino, Cheech and Chong, Double Take, Scar face, Airplane, Star Wars, Dogtown, Jakie Chans First Strike, Beavis and Butthead do America, Heat, My Cousin Vinny, Point Break, Fight Club, The Hurricane, Police academy, Falling Down, Bowling for Columibine, I am Sam, Dont be a Menace to South Central while Drinking ur Juice in the Hood, Momento, House Party, Captain Orgasmo, Happy Gilmore, Ace Ventura, Hot Shots, Rush Hour, Bad Boys, City of God, Dodgeball, You Me and Dupree, Wedding Crashers, Blow, Pirates of the Carribean and, well, generally anything

Television:

dragons den, futurama, any type of documentaries, an arsenal game and....well..er..flicking throu every channel now and again!

Books:

Stupid White Men, Bushwacked, Senior Marks, Is it me or is Everything Shit?, Mr Nice, Confessions of an International Drug Smuggler, As Used on the Famous Nelson Mandela, Panic Nation, The Wal-Mart Effect, Downsize This, Fortunate Son and the Oxford Collins Dictionary!

Heroes:

MY DAD, EDD HYDE, DARYL KELLY, JONNY DEPP, TONY ADAMS, DARREN EROL EVANS, NICHALUS ST. JEAN, LANCE ARMSTRONG, JOHN McENROE, PRINCE, RICK JAMES AND ANYONE THAT WEARS SPANDEX FOR A LIVING!