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DiaperBaby

Throw poo and you'll stink too. Be kind.

About Me

Sisyphus and Tantalus are my other names.

My Interests

My main passion is hanging out. I like doing this on porches and couches.

I'd like to meet:

sycophants, toadies, yes men

Music:

I've been hurt before by exposing myself thus. A girl needs to keep some things to herself. Once bitten...

Movies:

I don't want to intimidate you with my good taste.

Television:

Break your t.v. with a hammer. Use your t.v. as a sort of desk. Watch your t.v. I don't care. I've watched t.v. before. It will be alright.

Books:

I was a shy geeky English major. The list would be huge. I don't want you to judge me by what I read. I want you to judge me for being a big jerk.

Heroes:

Cain, Kermit the Frog, this cat at a lodge where I worked that got carried away by an eagle and came back two days later complaining about the ordeal. Cockroaches.

My Blog

Feelings

Here is an emoticon diary of my feelings today beginning at 7:00 a.m.: This is an honest and draining account....
Posted by DiaperBaby on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

apology for yesterday’s incoherent rant

It was a good day.  In part, it was good because I didn't expose myself to the news.  Yesterday, a co-worker told me that I wasn't ready for the New York Times yet.  Ignorance is wonder...
Posted by DiaperBaby on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:01:00 PST

read the news which is the same as freaking out about a-holes

Today I read the New York Times during a break at work.  A middle aged guy in Japan died of starvation because he was dicked out of welfare.  He kept a diary.  This diary was found in h...
Posted by DiaperBaby on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:07:00 PST

Five Minuite blog babies!

The cyberworld is ridiculous.  I've decided that it has to be taken in small doses, and mostly for the music.  It's fun to hop from profile to profile and snortlaugh.  But when Man's in...
Posted by DiaperBaby on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:20:00 PST

Being an A-hole is cool now...

if you aspire to be a kid forever if identity is a constant struggle if human worth and identity can be bought, worn, or defined through personal taste if you've never had to take care of anyone else,...
Posted by DiaperBaby on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:33:00 PST

cool down still angry about a-holes

I must cool down, but cruelty pisses me off.  I witnessed it today and yesterday.  That's too much exposure.  It's weak.  Much of the time cruelty is indirect, so as to k...
Posted by DiaperBaby on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:21:00 PST

The Wisdom of Kung Fu

About Rocks "When you can take the pebble from my hand it will be time for you to leave." The old man said this to Cain in Kung Fu.  When the pebble passes from hand to hand this can be a painful...
Posted by DiaperBaby on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:54:00 PST

emoticons are like your face

I have a service industry crush.  I avoided this worker before because he often looks harassed and doesn't know how to put on the fake face.  That's the face to the left of this sentence.&nb...
Posted by DiaperBaby on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:15:00 PST

The Wisdom of Shaun of the Dead

I would like to chat about the wisdom of the movie Shaun of the Dead and its relevance to my life, and then I would like to comment on its significance in relation to the lives of others. "S...
Posted by DiaperBaby on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:14:00 PST

Preaching to the Choir: Save the world now!

Look here, at what I love, adjust your wicked ways, and change the world muthus!  That's my thesis statement. I spent my childhood very close to the Santiam Canyon in Oregon.  That's close t...
Posted by DiaperBaby on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:45:00 PST