Beerhockeyrock profile picture

Beerhockeyrock

I put roofies in my drink, who wants to take me home.

About Me

I like to drink and play hockey. If there are pretty girls around, it distracts me...like a dog looking at a ceiling fan. I also go on retreat every year to live in a Sasquatch community...those bigfoot are good people.

Links: MySpace Themes | Online Dating

My Interests

Hockey, girls, old fast cars-the kind that can paint twin black stripes on the pavement, girls, and beer good beer, especially Belgian and Czech beer...and girls. Spinach don't forget spinach...only the fresh stuff and hopefully e-coli free.

I'd like to meet:

Winston Churchill and the Ramones at the same time. The Ramones could play while Winston and I drink scotch and talk about what a shit Neville Chamberlin was.
Your Penis Name Is...
Fat Albert Penis Name Generator

Music:

PUNK (Ramones, Op Ivy, Decendents, NOFX, some newer stuff Dropkick Murphy's, Down By Law, Guttermouth, Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees, Mr T. Experience)I'M THE ONE By The Descendents

| Pennywise - Fuck Authority

Clutch - A Shogun Named Marcus

| LOUD INDIE and STONER ROCK (Kyuss, FuManchu, REO Speedealer, System of a Down METAL (S.O.D., Slayer, real metal, Thrash and speed, not hairmetal) ROCKABILLY (Reverend Horton Heat, Social Distortion) EMO (Dashboard Confessional, Promise Ring, Sunny Day Real Estate, Death Cab for Cutie, Maritime) Bloc Party - Banquet

| ALT-COUNTRY or HILLBILLY-CORE (Hank III, Son Volt, Wilco, Old 97's,Tim Barry) I am 71% Punk Rock.
.. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
Punk Rock Test
@ FualiDotCom

Movies:

Strange Brew, Slapshot, Blazing Saddles, Clerks/Mallrats, Dark Blue World, Akira, The Thin Man, Animal House.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Daily Show, Cops, Band of Brothers

Books:

Me Talk Pretty...(Sedaris) Areas of my Expertise (Hodgeman) America (Stewart) A Good Clean Fight (Robinson) Forgotten Soldier (Sajer) Lie's My Teacher Told Me (Loren) About Face (Hackworth) Found 'Magazine' (Rothbart) Modern Drunkard Magazine

Heroes:

Douglas Bader, Robert Stanford Tuck, Robert Johnson, Wendell Scott, William O'Ree

My Blog

My Christmas Story

Here's my Christmas story.... I am working on two of our beer tap towers as the snow falls outside on a beautiful winter day.  Two of the shanks had come loose and I must disassemble th...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:26:00 PST

Terrible Thursdays

Two Thursday nights ago, I went to see a movie called Beaufort during the Milwaukee International Film Fest.  I went be myself because the only way I can get my frineds to do anything is to invol...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:37:00 PST

My Cheap ass fucking work

First off is there such a thing as a "good" Celine Dion song?  I would think that any song by her would be horrible to have stuck in your head.  Although I believe in a fight she can use her...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:48:00 PST

Redd Foxx

I realized I was gonna lose a friend today.  I've been parking my old car in a building in the Menomonie Valley.  Most times when I return in the evening I've seen a beautiful red fox sittin...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:22:00 PST

Czech day 3

Czech Day 3I awoke early to get over to my Mom's hotel, she was staying at the Hilton Prague a frightening fortress of  tuxedoed ushers with top hats (read jackbooted thugs) and  completly f...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:54:00 PST

Czech day 2

I awake to the sound of cars rumbbling on the cobblestones.  I left all the windows open, 3 large unscreened windows that opened outward.  All three windows were side by side creating a huge...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

Czech it out

A big first day.....So I just flew in from the Czech Republic and boy are my arms tired.  Gonna post some notes about my trip to CZ and see if you guys like them.  Cross ocean flights suck, ...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:46:00 PST

last stalker

Sorry Myspace deletes old blogs after like 15 or so......I can't lose these so I am backing them up right now.  Crazy Stalker Dana will continue.  Trial is set for April 19 at 10:30 in Court...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

STALKER LOG

Alright as some of you know I have a stalker.  She has stalked me over a year now and is text book stalker carzy.  Two people suggested a "Stalker-Log" (thanks Murdock and Roller)&...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:47:00 PST

Stalking log beginning to get long

It is Sunday and I had gone out the night before.  Having too much to drink I left my car in the parking lot of Champions a local bar, which Crazy Dana is banned from because of previous stalking...
Posted by Beerhockeyrock on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:13:00 PST