+General+
-point shoes
-tutus/corsets
-lip gloss/chapstick
-dance
-colorguard
-music
-watching plays/ballets
-tattoos
-piercings
-kissing
-surfing
-jewbabes
-hoebags
-beatnik culture and philosophy
-the pingpong table
-kayla and seanie
-and sarah
I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
+Who I'd Like to Meet+
mr. right
"but, allow me to be clice, let's look at the bigger picture. i don't have an answer, but i have drawn the possible conclusion that truly evil people don't believe they're evil at all. whether they are murdering russian school children or invading a middle eastern country or condemning an entire race of people or using enron as their bitch or commanding a mass of stupid 'believers' to stop using condoms, they are convinced they're all doing it for some greater good. despite the outcome of wrongful death and misery".
-Chip Kidd
+Music+
guns n roses
platinum weird
the source
NoFx
cursive
metallica
cream
marilyn manson
reel big fish
allister
kottonmouth kings
no doubt
nirvana
queen
alien ant farm
the ramones
american hi/fi
cake
the donnas
weezer
tool
AC/DC
matisyahu
anthrax
judas priest
sex pistols
cheap trick
iron maiden
black sabbath
the greatful dead
jimi hendrix
pink floyd
the who
the beatles
the list is much much longer... ♥
a new meaning of don mclean's american pie
+Movies+
disney...
10 things I hate about u...
save the last dance...
center stage...
V for vendetta...
fight club...
lords of dogtown...
THE BREAKFAST CLUB...
16 candles...
ferris buelers day off...
weird science...
ok, all the brat pack movies...
Rocky Horror Picture Show...
donnie darko...
dazed and confused...
puff puff pass
and lots more...
+Television+
mmm i prolly watch too much tv
..
adopt your own virtual pet!
+Books+
god dont get me started... im a book worm... if it's good i'll read it basically...
+Heroes+
the jew babe 5 pack... you cant have just one
hoebags...hooray pictionary
spiderman... yeah... spiderman
Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical
resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for
something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes
without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is
people running in fields or flying kites
or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now? It is all about
self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids self-esteem,
make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty
way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right?
And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright??"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just??"
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you??"
Americans, let's face it:
We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa??"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized.
Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel
you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
It's only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school,
do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them.
We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack?
He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy
and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing
his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants.
I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a
underwear goes inside the pants policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly,
but technically I'm sure it is on the books.
-Lazyboy