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About Me

I have been visiting my friends' myspaces on the internets for a while now and have notice that many of them are friendly with this guy "Tom". Now i don't know who this Tom guy is, but has anyone ever asked why he deserves to have so many friends? Well, I have, and I can't come up with one good reason. So I have made it a mission of mine to make more friends on the internets than Tom. I have chosen to do this partly because I used to be famous and would one day like to be famous again. But, I am mostly doing this because I am lonely and need to surround myself with myspace friends in order to get through these tough times. You see, work has been drying up as I have gotten older and fatter. I have been reduced to voice over work, but crave to one day be back on top!
So, please help me reach my goal of having more friends than Tom by befriending me and defriending Tom. I only have 43,000,000,000 (plus or minus half a billion) more friends to make! And your valuable friendship can get me one step closer to fulfilling my final wish in life. Thank you, and may the schwartz be with you.

My Interests

Revolutions on the Internets
meatballs

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE! The Dom MySpace Revolution of Total DOMination is currently accepting applications.

Music:

ashlee simpson, the carpenters, and DMX

Movies:

it was great to work with Rick Moranis in Spaceballs, and Burt Reynolds in Cannonball Run, but i'll never forget the work i did with the Muppets in the Muppet Movie

Television:

the food network

Heroes:

YOU, my friend!

My Blog

Up with Dom, Down with Regis (and of course Tom)

Revolutionaries! We must now rise up against Tom AND Regis Philbin! I was home watching America's Got Talent with Carol when Regis made a joke at my expense! He was sitting in the au...
Posted by Tom's Rival, Dom! on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST

i made my 600th friend today!

Revolutionaries! we are now 600 strong! sorry i have been quiet recently, but i have been futher researching means relate to a younger crowd and to control the minds of large groups of p...
Posted by Tom's Rival, Dom! on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:16:00 PST

i love you all! (but not you, tom)

ick. i got a message from my rival, tom, today. why does he taunt my with his 55 million friends and his 778 thousand comments? and why is he trying to sell me CDs? i'll get you, tom...
Posted by Tom's Rival, Dom! on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:14:00 PST

500 friends strong! Revolution Underway!

2006 is going to be the year of the Dom! Sorry i haven't blogged in a while, but I have been learning all about the internets in the past few weeks LOL! I finally figured out what LOL means, bu...
Posted by Tom's Rival, Dom! on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:10:00 PST

150 friends and counting!

Supporters of the Dom Revolution! The Revolution is underway! We are 150 strong now, including my old friend Dorothy Zbornak from Miami! I recently received these messages from my rival T...
Posted by Tom's Rival, Dom! on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:18:00 PST

i'm back everybody!

Hey Kids, Dom is back! I know I've slipped from the lime-light for the past 20 years or so, but I'm making a comeback! I've sort of let myself go after my failed TV show, the Dom DeLuise S...
Posted by Tom's Rival, Dom! on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 11:11:00 PST