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Phil

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About Me

Name: Phil
Location: Henderson, NV
Ethnicity: Italian
Height: 5'8"-5'11" depending on who you ask
Brief Introduction:
I tend to be many things to many different people. To aobut 90% of the world I'm just that asshole that they met once at that one thing. To a few however I'm the person that likes to listen, the one they come to with their problems in search of some sort of realistic yet palletable responce. To others I'm just the smartass car/motorcycle guy that they enjoy hanging out with/riding with/driving with/etc. Who am I really? I guess I'm a mix of all of that and quite a bit more. I AM an asshole to those I don't much care for, to those that I DO care about, I'm brutally honest (often times mistaken for bieng an asshole), but I believe in honesty in the fullest, no matter how good or bad it may be at the time. I am goofy and I'm a dork, but at the same time I like things like working on cars/bikes, going out and drifting or motorcyceling around on a twisty road pushing my limits. I don't agree with any one particular religion, I don't push my beliefs on anyone. I'm a realist, so if you can't prove it or it doesn't make sence, I'm not going to go along with it (even if my heart or intuition may tell me otherwise).
Likes:
    GirlsShort Cute Shy Playful Nice Hips/Legs/Ass Fun Mischevious Honest Good Sence of Humor
  • Guys
      • Honest NOT whiney little bitches Warped
  • Transportation
      • Nissan/Toyota/Mazda (anything RWD) Suzuki/Honda Motorcylces
  • Entertainment
      • Shooting Pool Hanging Out Cuddeling Up to Movies (yes.. girls only.. stfu) Working on Motors Dorking Out Online Driving/Riding Around Snowboarding
    When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
    "One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

    My Interests

    Cars, Computers, Punching Infants

    Music:

    I listen to damn near anything. Lately it's been a lot of hip hop and pop rock, but I'd love to meet someone who could teach me a thing or two about Jazz. Also a big trance/techno fan.. can't go wrong there!

    Movies:

    I watch so many movies it's rediculious. I'm a guy so I obviously like action movies, but I'm also all about a good comedy, and the occasional drama flick. I've even been known to see a Disney movie or two (or.. all of them.. ok I'm a loser, screw off..)

    Television:

    Not a huge TV watcher actually. Not that I have anything against it, I just don't like many shows on TV. I could sit and watch SpeedTV all day though.. sweet sweet racing

    Books:

    books? what? no.. car/photography magazines.

    My Blog

    Passed my CCNA

    for those of you who know what it is, i passed my CCNA today with a 96% (2 wrong).  already got the CCNP BSCI book on order.. i've completed step 1 of 7.. yayy for getting to grind away some more...
    Posted by Phil on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:32:00 PST

    I heard this somewhere else, still funny

    WHEN GIRLS DONT PUT OUT This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I neve...
    Posted by Phil on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:11:00 PST

    random bweee

    i had this nice long blog typed out about how stuff is going well and lbah blah but then i hit post and it all went to shit.. sooo here are pics of my car.. penix in your eye blog post thingie   ...
    Posted by Phil on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:12:00 PST

    How to Shower

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cov...
    Posted by Phil on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:17:00 PST

    quiz of doom

    i've seen less accurate quizzes based off more random crap   The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the most alive when ...
    Posted by Phil on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:53:00 PST

    .. ;LKADJSKFASDF

    god DAMNIT.. i was driving along craig off of 15 today and some car along side of me kicked up some huge hunk of metal, which put a gash in my door, and the back door.. son of a BITCH.. and it's ...
    Posted by Phil on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:06:00 PST

    ohhkay.. a quick picture

    since jonny has officially seen it now, i can post a pic.. i'll get more tomorrow when the sun comes out..
    Posted by Phil on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST

    i got a new toys bitches

    and hooollyyy shit is it teh sexy. what is it? i'll post pics later.. HEWRAY
    Posted by Phil on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:28:00 PST

    more pics

    yayyy crappy phone pics.. i'll get some good pics with my camera this weekend ...
    Posted by Phil on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:48:00 PST

    new years resolutions.. or plans.. whatever

    everyone on the planet at one point or another makes some sort of new years resolution.. i'd like to be goofy and do the same.. so what follows is a list of shit i'd like to accomplish in 2006 get a n...
    Posted by Phil on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:02:00 PST