Ghetto Fabulous Mark Valentine

About Me

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||| 16%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 30% That pretty much sums it up.

My Interests

Art and Reading and Painting and Drinking Guinness

I'd like to meet:

I've pretty much met everyone I'd like to "meet", but:

- People who don't mind my foot stink
- People who will eat Spam with me
- People who don't mind me taking my shirt off pretty much everywhere
- People who will give "it" to me
- People who don't make me lose faith in humanity
- People who mind their own business
- People who will listen to me talk about fish, like, a lot
- People who can slam Irish Car Bombs with me
- People who are good at video games
- People who enjoy random facts
- People who can "dish it back"
- People who will let me drink their Grapette
- People who are named Katie Reihman

Music:

The Pogues, Bishop Allen, Ramones, The Killers, Flogging Mollie, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sun Kill Moon, Andrew Bird, Shane MacGowan and the Popes, Johnny Cash, The Shins, Cary Brothers, Death Cab for Cutie, Ryan Adams, Ted Leo, Lou Reed, most Oldies and other stuff.

Movies:

I like movies

Television:

Turn your TV sideways that's how you take control.

Books:

A Ship of Fools, The Divine Comedy, The Barron among the Trees, 101 Reasons to be Proud Your Irish

Heroes:

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My Blog

Finally New Art from Mark

These are the first two paintings of the torture series. Tell me what you think. ...
Posted by Ghetto Fabulous Mark Valentine on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:49:00 PST

Parody Porn Film Titles...

Shaving Ryan's Privates (Andrew Waddell) Pocahotarse, Raiders of the Lost Arse, Lust of the Mohicans, A Back Passage to India, Schindler's Fist (James Rhodes) The Postman only Rims Twice (Ste...
Posted by Ghetto Fabulous Mark Valentine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my new truck

I have just spent the last 3 weeks in ocala getting my new truck. I was only going up there for 4 days. To pick the truck up do some work see my family and then leave. Well since God hates me; I got m...
Posted by Ghetto Fabulous Mark Valentine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my fingers

The story of the gimp fingers involves a lesbian named chou chou, a canvas stretcher, and something called a radial arm saw. A radial arm saw is a type of circular saw that is attached to an arm with ...
Posted by Ghetto Fabulous Mark Valentine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AHHHHH

I have started working on my admition aplications for grad school; one of which is Yale. I am fucking stressed I have never been so worried about how I sound in my writing in my life. Every little wor...
Posted by Ghetto Fabulous Mark Valentine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today

I went to bed at 6am this morning. Really not to bed but to my chair. I didn't feel like sleeping in the hammock so I crashed on the chair. It was an awesome night out last night; nice and cool. I was...
Posted by Ghetto Fabulous Mark Valentine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST