Andrew

well....about me...i fall asleep immediately if not engaged.. whenever i speak to a person of another culture i will invariably and unconciously begin speaking/stuttering broken spanish to them regardless of their origin/my location and there is nothing i can do to stop it.and i've been hating alot so here's some things that currently aggravate mei hate conceited people i hate when my keychain has less than 4 or more than 7 keys i hate pretentious snobs of the art/music/hippie varieties i hate top 40. wait, am i then a music snob? fuk it

i hate tomatoes more than anything on this earth

i hate the word "stoked" i hate hot, humid weather i hate when people walk out the bathroom while the toilet is still flushing i hate when people can't shut the fuk up for 5 minutes I hate silverware with plastic fukking handles i hate cat puke I HATE THIEVES ! i hate when people sit and talk about weed for 20 minutes i hate George Bush i hate traffic I hate self doubt I hate being asked for change every 5 fukking seconds i hate waiting in line i hate banks i hate billboards and advertising i hate money I hate people that do not know how to drive in the rain i hate assembling office furniture i hate baseball ****** i like sun dried tomato cream cheese i like laying in the sun by myself i like spelling things fenetiklee i like costumes i like flirting I like stress i like scars I like humility I like love i like imperfection i like getting dirty i like the smell of jasmine wafting through an open window while waking i like tricycles i like day of the dead i like making better decisions i like early senility i like typing i like makeup I like getting older i like breaking stuff i like fixing stuff I like therapy of all varieties i like making your eyes smile i like seeing a kid covered completely in mud sitting in a puddle eating chocolate in the panhandle... does it really get any better than that ? doubt it..