Big Shass McCracken - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi! I AM Shasta. I kick serious ass. Seriously. I'm a fucking good time. I'm an idiot. I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm outta this world. (Shameless plug for myself)____Been living in NYC for almost 6 years now, but these days I will be spending most of my days off in Aberdeen, Scotland. I absolutely adore New York, but Scotland is growing on me. I come from a small shit town in California where rednecks rule and rivers flow with PBR. I had to get outta there. I chose to seek refuge in New York. So far so good.____MY parents were on some sort of substance when they named me. My sister's name is KRIZMA... I think she has it worse* I love baked goods and having my hair played with. When I was younger I would give my little sister 25 cents to brush it. She finally caught on that I was ripping her off*I love my mother to death. I LOVE DAVID S. HUTCHESON LIKE NOTHIN' ELSE. I love New York. I LOVE THE 2 SECONDS OF GOODNESS YOU FEEL RIGHT AFTER AN AWESOME SNEEZE (AKA ORGASM). I love flowers. I LOVE RED WINE. I love my friends. I LOVE WEARING DRESSES. I love the smell of fresh paint. I LOVE TO LAUGH TILL IT HURTS AND MAKE OTHER LAUGH WITH ME. I love tirimisu. I LOVE THE SMELL OF RAIN WHEN IT HITS THE CONCRETE. I love first kisses ( but I'll be very happy kissing the one I've got for a very very long time). I LOVE SUNDAY BRUNCH WITH THE GAAAAYS. I love and am addicted to The Weather Channel. I LOVE THE SOUND OF LAUGHTER. I love my small feet. I LOVE HASHED BROWNS. I love ranch dressing. I LOVE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING SPICY. I love nice guys(they do not finish last in my book). I LOVE SUMMER IN THE CITY. I love flip-flops. I LOVE THAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY OH SO MANY MISTAKES. I love the ocean. I LOVE WHEN I SEE SMALL, KIND GESTURES. I love Atlantic City. I LOVE THE SMELL OF FRESH CUT GRASS. I love movies in Bryant Park. I LOVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. I love cheese. I LOVE CHIVALRY.*************************************************** *********************************************Get Your Own! | View Slideshow....
Someone's always watching... Damn.
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You can never quite master a "classy" pose in Times Square (Note: trash in corner)
Sissy came to see me... Then I left the country.

My Interests

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecrazyadventuresofshasta/ -------I am very interested in becoming an interesting person. I am interested in my boyfriend and all of his very interesting parts. I am interested in fun stuff. I'll try anything once... ok, not anything, but most things.
Shasta and Dr. David--the man she's gonna marry, Glasgow UK

Margaritas at Harry's-- Summer 2006

Adam's 20 something Birthday Dinner 6/19

Shasta and her Special Lady Friend Elsie

Candy thong and a random English bloke

Shasta and Jools-- London

I've always been a little tramp

I'd like to meet:

You know how people say "there's always someone worse off than you"??? I want to meet the person nobody can tell that to, because they really have it the worst... I also want to meet the ugliest, prettiest and the smelliest person. ************************************************************ ********** If only I could have met Bettie Page then....

Music:

My music taste has everything. I love Willie Nelson. I adore Fiona Apple. Frank Sinatra is my hero. Snoop Dogg is a pimp. Julie Delpy's A Waltz for a Night is absolutely wonderful. Sister Christian... need I say more?

Movies:

..1 Movie ever--- AMELIE... I also love GARDEN STATE, ANCHORMAN, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, CITY OF GOD, WALK THE LINE, CLUELESS, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, THE ILLUSIONIST,ZOOLANDER, SHAUN OF THE DEAD,STIR CRAZY, IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, THE JERK, NOTTING HILL, THE NOTEBOOK, WEIRD SCIENCE, SIXTEEN CANDLES,KINGPIN, SAVED, CLOSER, THREE AMIGOS, FORREST GUMP, FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL, COMING TO AMERICA, PULP FICTION, WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, LIFE AQUATIC, ROYAL TENENBAUMS, RIZE, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND and many many more!!!

Television:

Currently a LOST addict. This just happened recently when I decided to rent the first season summer 2005... Big mistake. But I love it! love it! love it!!!! I now have a SEVERE addiction to PRISON BREAK. I think I love it more than Lost. This will become a problem. Michael Scoffield is a genius. A GENIUS!!!!!!!! ... Also love Extras, The Office, My Name is Earl, Sex and the City, Project Runway.

Books:

Currently reading-- "How To Kill Your Husband (and other handy household hints)" and many random issues of In Touch, US Weekley, People, Star and Life and Style I find on the plane. You want to know the latest in celebrity gossip?? Come to me. I know all.

Heroes:

Meatball Heroes are good... Mmmmm.

My Blog

6:00am Wake Up

Ever since I spent almost 3 weeks straight in the UK, my body clock has been a big mess. I am exhausted by 9pm and I wake up at 6am... EVERYDAY. I've been stateside for 4 days strai...
Posted by Big Shass McCracken on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST

Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

I am having a ¡Three Amigos! love affair at the moment. Forgot how much i loved the movie and the quotes. Enjoy. Memorable Quotes from ¡Three Amigos! (1986) Lucky Day: Well...
Posted by Big Shass McCracken on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

"Dude, Where's my Flight Crew??"

How does something like this happen???? (from USA Today) Dude, where's my flight crew? By Ben Mutzabaugh Ever leave home on a trip with a nagging sense that you left something important behind, lik...
Posted by Big Shass McCracken on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:07:00 PST

Only The BEST Film EVER made!! (Snakes on a Plane)

Yesterday was opening day. Adam and I were dead set on seeing this movie. We had to plan accordingly. If we were going to see Snakes on a Plane, we were gonna do it right. The Plan: find the best plac...
Posted by Big Shass McCracken on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:40:00 PST

Movie Kisses

I saw a movie yesterday where a man kissed a woman so... right... He put his hands on her face. Such a small gesture, yet so big. I want somebody to kiss me like they do in the movies. Movie kisses ro...
Posted by Big Shass McCracken on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:35:00 PST