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☭Metal Dave☭

Pride of the working class!

About Me

New MSN Address: [email protected]
Yes, it is real! Check out www.xwhois.com and enter twatoff.net; then scroll down ;)

I am the Definition of Metal...Some call me that anyway...Others call me Dave usually, or sometimes God, Metal Master, Cunt, Fat Fuck, Lil' Bitch, Willo, and various other random names; I actually am 20 (OMG!) and I used to work at a shit broadband company called PlusNet. Avoid like the plague.
I like to do really stupid things that cause pain when I'm high or very drunk. It's lots of fun :)

BANDS: DO NOT ADD ME!


I Love...


Metal
Alcohol
Cannabis :]
My Mates; in particular - Steve, Hickman and Gaz =]
Piercings
Tattoos

I hate...


People that fuck me around
Random bands that add me
Scene Kids
Emo kids
"Hardcore" Dancing
Mallcore/Nu-Metal WANKERS
Bring me the Horizon (with a passion)
I'm probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet, although I look as though I'd kick your ass in a second (apparently). I'm very picky about what and who I like and dont like, and can be offensive with my sense of humour... so dont take anything I say personally. Hmmm, what else... Oh yeah, I'm a death/melo-death/black metal vocalist, so if you need some killer vocals, just ask and I'll send you a demo =]

My Interests

I likes my drink, muzak, and adore the rush of pain while getting pierced or tattooed...

What people think about me:

Hickman : "Metal Dave: Hero to some, GOD to others..."

Hickman #2 : "Metal Dave - Guaranteed to attract more birds than Warburtons Bread!"

Dixi : "Metal Dave's dog is trained to pick up its own shit, as Metal Dave does not take SHIT from anyone!"

Steve AKA "The Immortal Soul" : "The all mighty metal one is like no other! The nicest guy you could ever meet, but dont under estimate him, he could kick ya ass!"

Metal Matt : "Metal" <- See? This guy gets it.

Leanne : "Dave is amazing..... END OF!"

Goodall : "The only person to successfully repair my PC, drink all my beer, and then fuck up the computer again..."

Jamie : "Dave Wilson is an inspiration to all of us. Most of the time, none of us know what the hell he is talking about, but that is what makes Dave our Dave and not just any Dave. Here's to you Metal One!!"

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who I can talk to and have a decent conversation with...Definitely no Chavs. *pukes at the sight of the word* Ewww, I cant believe I just wrote that!! Ah well...

Music:

I'm a bit of a Melo-Death Metal freak at the moment, but these are the usual suspects:

*Death Metal

*Grindcore

*Melo-Death Metal

*Melodic Black Metal

*Black Metal

*Industrial Metal

*Metalcore



Movies:

I love anything with a lot of gore in it, or failing that, anything with a lot of death and destruction...Ohhh, it makes my skin tingle...

Television:

CSI, NCIS, House, Law and Order, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Viva La Bam, Dirty Sanchez, Jackass, Celebrity Deathmatch, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and a shitload more...

Books:

I haven't been able to read anything in a while, because I can't get on with books. They bore me nowadays...

Heroes:

The Random Heroes: Petri Lindroos - Norther Alexi Laiho - Children of Bodom Burton C Bell - Fear Factory Randall Blythe - Lamb of God Peter Tägtgren - Hypocrisy ...and many other Metal singers...

If you mess with these guys below;
you've fucking got ME to answer to

The "Boys": Steve Hickman Gaz Ginger Adam Ginger Chris Duni Dixi Witika Metal Matt Goodall SmytheThe "Girls": Zoe - ♥ Sammi Jen - ♥ ♥ Laura - My sis ♥ Emzi Phran Emily Sky aka Tess Kariss Kayleigh [Steve's GF]...if I've missed you out, let me know...

My Blog

New Tattoo...

I need your help for a new tattoo design. Any takers?Its for my lower arms... I wanna get: Left:   Right:               &...
Posted by Metal Dave" on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:17:00 PST

The story goes...

This is going to be a nice long rant. Prepare yourself.It has been a long time coming that the management were going to make me want to leave the shithole that is PlusNet. Ever since I was moved to th...
Posted by Metal Dave" on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

G'wan, you might as well...

Everybody wonders " what if" once in a while. Just hit "reply to poster" and fill it out about the person that posted this. Don't forget to be honest cuz no one sees this but that person! what would y...
Posted by Metal Dave" on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:08:00 PST

Fill it out... You know you want to ;)

1. Have we kissed?: 2. Do you want to?: 3. What would you like our relationship to be?: 4. Have we dated?: 5. Did you like it?: 6. Do you want to date?: 7. Are we close friends?: 8. Would you be here ...
Posted by Metal Dave" on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:45:00 PST

It had to be done (Y)

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. What do you think of me?5. Do you like me?6. What's the best memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be friends?8. Do you...
Posted by Metal Dave" on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:41:00 PST

Things are FINALLY going my way for a change =]

Ahhh, what a day today has been!First off, got a SWEET (compared to a normal) shift time, then I found out I didn't have to speak to a single customer ALL day... and now I finally managed to ask her t...
Posted by Metal Dave" on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:33:00 PST

We all fall down sometimes...

Yeah, it was all nice not being single and seeing tess... But it was never gonna happen...So yeah, I'm single again. Yay me. Not.Dave x
Posted by Metal Dave" on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST

Dum-de-dum-dum-dum...

Ahhh, fuck it, I give up people, I really do...I wish that once, just fucking ONCE things could go right for me. But alas, as it is Teh Dave - nothing ever does.It's just the fact that people shit on ...
Posted by Metal Dave" on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST

Garg...

God am I bored and in pain I kinda slipped down the stairs in the Corporation last night, and my back is KILLING me... Ah well, at least I had some awesome painkillers heheheheheAAAAAAAAAAAaanyway, g...
Posted by Metal Dave" on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:50:00 PST

Yo ho ho...

...and a bottle of YOUR MUM!!You weren't expecting that was you? Heh, I'm so funny...On a more serious note, I've managed to get my tunnel up to 20mm :D and its ace, cos I can put my finger thru it ;)...
Posted by Metal Dave" on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:46:00 PST