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kariss is like the real life vesion of one of those rockhard fairy's. mixing her fairyness with pure sex drus and rock nd roll, whilst trying to gain a drama degree. She loves rock music and if you listen close enough you might even here the beating of her wings calling out the intro to metalica's sad but true. that's the kinda magic she brings. The Kariss fairy lives on a diet consisting nearly entirley of rice, pasta, tomatoes, and acohol. this helps her fairy magic. In her human form she splits her time between lincoln where she takes on the form of somthing called a " drama student" and drinks here, rotherham, where she drinks, barnsley, where she drinks and sheffield, where she drink even more! this stuff she drinks is a magic fairy formula know as "vodka",, this makes the kariss fairy feel very magical and sometime she sees amazing fairy things that only she can see, it makes her act in a funny way too which often entertains other who have not had some of the magical juice. the kariss fairy dose not often drink the magic fomuala alone tho, she often drinks with her very, very special sprite boy mates, who love her very much, and also a few very special girl fairys. They go to the dirty dirty rock clubs, where the loud music and special juice is, somtimes there are mean looking fairy's playig the music live! this is one of the kariss fairy's favorie things to do! The kariss fairy moves around often and very quickly, flitting from palce to place, however if you want to catch a glimpse of her the best thing to do is to get up very, very early on a weekend and stand out side a big black buliding known as "coperation". This is where you might just see her, as this is where she has often been noticed. usualy with a bottle of super super magic juice called "yeigermeister" in one hand and a ciggerette filled with special, magic creating herbs in the other. One of kariss favorite things to do is to dance, no matter where she is, in many differnet unusual ways such as moshing, jumping, ska dancing, boogying, sexy dancing, slam dancing and many many more!! kariss likes to earn new things. some of the human girls and boys do not like the kariss fairy, they call her names because he acts like one of her special sprite boy mates and dosn't hang around with many other girl fairy's. however this is just because she loves her spites very much!! also because kariss is a small lil fairy people often think that this means she is weak, however she likes to prove them wrong when it comes to showing off her special "pit dancing" where she always shows the attitude she has, and shows the boys how its done. the kariss fairy likes to wear clothes made for 14 year olds, but loves wearing assesory's made for 3 year old a they are shiney and bright and cause kariss will never ever grow up, and likes to play dress up!! When the kariss gets bigger, she is going to live in the cinderella castle and marry Mickey Mouse cause this is who she loves the most! One thing that she can do is play bass, her bass is magical too and is called Landen after Travis Landen Barker because kariss is also a bit of a nerd at times. The only thing that kariss loves more then ANYTHING (including her shiney wings) is he special fairy sisters, they are very nice and cool! Kariss is a fan of cultures and loves going to see the theater, and seeing all the magic of the stage. She has a special fairy dog called kizzy who is beautiful. Sometimes she goes to see a sport know as "football" and goes to see barnsley F.C, whenever she can when shes home. unluckerly despite all this because kariss IS a special fairy she looks so innocent she gets away ith everything. she brings magic to all she meets so they all love her very much P.S THE KARISS FAIRY IS WAY BETTER THEN THE SMELLY STUCK UP FAIRY KNOWN AS TINKERBELL!! SHE DON'T DESERVE THE FAME! fairy kisses mwah .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ....

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