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Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST |
all new blog entries... |
will be posted here: BLOG
Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST |
I'm Time Magazine's Person of the Year! |
And so are you! What a lovely distinction bestowed by the folks over at Time. I know I've done a lot this year, blogged and moved and loved and lost and did some comedy here and there and ...
Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST |
L.A., Coffee, Aussie, Comedy and Silence... |
So last night I met up with the fabulously talented Miss Georgia Van C-berg money millionaire and went to this little coffee joint to watch/ do some comedy. I was heading over there just to watc...
Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST |
All Good Things Must Come to an End |
It was 8 years and 9 months ago when this feeling last struck me. The nervous sweat when you see her, the racing heart, the clammy hands... that not so right feeling you get in your tummy.... th...
Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST |
White trash get down on your knees.... |
So I'm in my room today working out new standup material when all of a sudden a ruckus begins, a ruckus I say, a ruckus. Three meth head white ladies started yelling at some little puerto rican ...
Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST |
What happened to Cartoons on Saturday? |
I awoke this morning at 8:30. Not to the sounds of Mighty Mouse, or my alarm clock, but to the blasting beats of Indidan music. Not only Indian music, but a large group of Indians singing ...
Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST |
And to numb the pain... |
So I had the rug pulled out from under me, flipped head over feet, and landed teeth first upon the cold, unforgiving marble floor. I think I'm still there, unconscious, blood pooling across the ...
Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:26:00 PST |
wired, and encroaching upon work |
Well, I have to work soon but can't sleep, so whats a man to do? Post a blog on a vanity driven, low self-esteem, instant gratification based website? Don't mind if I do. I'm fucking...
Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST |
So I........ |
So I urinated today in a public restroom, and a man stared at my penis the entire time I was doing that. I felt slightly self-conscious during the ordeal. I wasn't sure ...
Posted by Jeff Wyatt on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST |
