Anything that's expensive, bad for my health and usually against my better judgement!
I'd like to meet:
An extremely insecure nymphomaniacal trust fund baby , 5'7 and under, height/weight proportionate, intent on draining my bank account and my emotional fortitude, must come from a broken home and have 'Love me Daddy' issues. Preferably a bit promiscuous with a history of mild molestation. Bi-polar personality and drug/alcohol dependency issues a plus!
Music:
Second only to "Love" and running neck and neck with "Laughter". To me, music is spiritual, I love all types! (Well, almost all types, country is growing on me!)
Movies:
Need to make me laugh or make me cry, the rest is just filler for feeble minds!
Television:
Let me make just enough money to finance a big screen from Best Buy and watch Nascar while eating some Papa Johns and I will get up and work 50 hours a week, pay taxes, get fat, get cancer, die too young and pass this lifestyle on to my kids! NOT!!! So in simpler terms I %*#@ing hate TV! Oh...ah...except for 'Entourage', that Vincent Chase is just dreamy!
Books:
I stock my place with them! I prefer technical manuals of any sort and books written in foreign langauges. Just in case I am able to get a girl drunk enough to come back with me to my parents basement, I will look intelligent!
Heroes:
OUR TROOPS! By the way, let's declare victory, have a parade and bring them the *%#@ home!
