"Sometimes I lie awake at night in my bed and I watch the stars, and I wonder, where the hell is my ceiling?" About me? I'm a humble, empathetic space cowboy who enjoys the simplicities of life. I'm a single daddy. I have an 8-year old princess, that drives me to be who I am. I still enjoy living on the edge, "whenever appropriate". However, those moments are becoming less, and less frequent! I'm a bit of a social-butterfly, probably a social-moth would be more accurate, considering my affinity for the night-life. However, I will choose hanging out with my daughter first. I've spent the past 16 years working as a professional bartender in numerous nightclubs & bars. Currently, here in Baltimore, and before that, South Beach. Prior to my bar career, I served as a US paratrooper from 1988 to 1991. "Uncle Sam" allowed me to see parts of the world that I wouldn't have seen otherwise: The Persian Gulf & Central America. So here I am surfing the digital waters. I'm not looking for a girlfriend, just trying to connect with some kindred spirits with an intelligent & positive vibe. Come see me at Zen West: Tuesday, Wednesday, & Thursday! www.zen-west.com "Mayazdad" on Yahoo Messenger as well...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Nickname: Nostrildamus or Fellatio Del Toro
Birthday: April 11th
Birthplace: Annapolis, MD
Current Location: In the Matrix
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mutt, with a hint of alien DNA... "Muttalien"
The Shoes You Wore Today: Your mom's
Your Weakness: Flava
Your Fears: The Ex-wife
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza mind
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Penile reduction surgery
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Quit stalking me!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell did I park?
Your Best Physical Feature: Depends on who you ask
Your Bedtime: Why? Do you want to sleep with me?
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Vitamin water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Cafe Zen
Single or Group Dates: Dates? Those are similar to figs, right?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate... I'm so down with the brown it's not funny!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha-light-Frappachino from the Belvedere Starbucks Hooligans
Do you Smoke: Could you be more specific???
Do you Swear: F*%k, no!
Do you Sing: The Blues
Do you Shower Daily: Yes- check out my "showercam"
Have you Been in Love: Love is for poets
Do you want to go back to College: Maybe to chaperone my daughter!
Do you want to get Married: If you asked me that in person, I'd probably punch you in the face!
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that I'm a figment of my own imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah... I get sick from standing still
Do you think you are Attractive: I ATTRACT psycho chicks & old ladies
Are you a Health Freak: Just a freak - let's leave it at that!
Do you get along with your Parents: My Dad is the greatest!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if I'm wearing my tin foil tuxedo and my "Tesla coil" hat
Do you play an Instrument: Shoe horn, skin flute, & the electric tamborine
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You mean, you can drink it?
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Are you a cop?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I've been on a few secret missions - does that count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Of course - that's where I seduce high school chicks!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but that reminds me of a dream I had, where I was the cream filling and I was sandwiched by 2 chocolate girlies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Don't recall meeting her. Maybe I did. Sounds like something I would do
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life IS a stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Been dumped on - figuratively - by "The Man"
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Brrr...too cold. There would be "shrinkage"!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A few kisses, perhaps.
Ever been Drunk: Getting DRUNK is for amatuers; however, I will join you for a few cocktails. You buying?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. Usually by my gay friends.
Ever been Beaten up: I wouldn't give anyone a reason to try.
Ever Shoplifted: Swapped my sneakers for a different pair at a thrift store once
How do you want to Die: With honor
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Do I have to grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit: Atlantis
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Black/Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 4ft 11" to 5ft 9"
Weight: Thin/Slender
Best Clothing Style: I've always been fond of the "panties around the ankles" look
Number of Drugs I have taken: Love is the drug for me
Number of CDs I own: Not nearly as many as I've purchased!
Number of Piercings: I'm down to 3...
Number of Tattoos: All of mine are done with invisible ink
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Giving your mom my cell number
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