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matthew

'It's got too much rost beef in it'

About Me

Where to start.No i'm not gay thanks craig, thats Blandy you're thinking of.I am infact straight, which is a suprising feature of a guy in my proffesion as I am at Drama School in London atm and besides joining the inevitable dole queue at the end of my training i hope to one day do some acting.Besides that I do lots of DJing around the country which involves taking Craig, Rob, Tuck and any other muppets I can find to parties all over the place whilst they get pissed and really annoy me (RIGHT TUCK) but its all good fun in the end.Besides this i like seeing the occasional film at the cinema especially if Scarlet Johannsen is in it!!!!! HELL YEAHAlso traffic lights are nice but that's a whole different story and one Blandy can tel better than me ;-)

My Interests

I'm afraid that in the interest of public safety many of my interests are unspeakable.BUT the tamer aspects involve flogging dead horses (a combination of s&m, nekraphilia and beastiality) SHELLY KNOWS WHAT I MEAN

I'd like to meet:

A small goat named Nevil.If your out there Nevil i'm sorry about all the fuss i just really want you back xxx

Music:

FUCK ME I hate the stuff and never listen to any (unfortunate for a DJ isnt it but there we go) however i am partial to an eclectic mix of whatever you can throw at me and i'll know a few others you dont. LOUIE for instance get a big shout out from me (hope you go all the way Luke'y Baby!!!! and of course Craig and Tommy might do ok for themselves in the future too. I played them all first in my rock sets I AM THE NEW JOHN PEEL (not)

Movies:

Now only those who know me well could tell you if i like movies and which are my favourite. If u know me this is A FUCKING STUPID QUESTION YOU ARSE BASTARDS!!!!As i have already said i am partial to the occasional cinema trip and my fav films could be:Shawshank RedemptionScent of a WomanPulp FictionGodfatherDeer HunterSuper Troopers(spot the odd one out you eagle eyed movie buffs!)Then again i could be peddling a load of bull shit and really only like the Smurfs (those little blue bastards really get my rocks off YEAHHHH!)

Television:

What the fuck is one of those!!!!

Books:

I CAN'T READ!!! (which is proving to be difficult as our play for this term is a Moliere) Oh well

Heroes:

Superman he was ok but what a pussy its a fucking green rock omg i cant go near that (CHICKEN SHIT)Indiana Jones nice hat but whats that omg its a SNAKE iv just shit my pants what a prick.Then there is Hee-man but he was gay.My hero is anyone who has done something beyond there calling without regard for their own wellbeing and done something that really matters for other people often without a second thought from ourselves. THANKS(and they arent scared of snakes and rocks!!!)