I invented Anascams ® |
Sometimes the letters in somebody's name doesn't quite do them justice * In an attempt at being witty or waggish I often try rearranging them to come up with an amusing, dare I say, risqué alternative...
Posted by The Freelance Hellraiser on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:12:00 PST |
I was Tiga’s wig |
Canadian super-hero and one-time bellhop Tiga offered me the chance to fill in for his regular wig for his 2005 'Rug Cutter' tour. The tour was blighted by the constant presence of Trance DJ and one-t...
Posted by The Freelance Hellraiser on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:01:00 PST |
I was who now? |
Who wants a free tune? Who is DJing over the weekend and wants that new mix by who's that bloke again? Who made who? Whooo are you, who-who, who-who? Who do you love? Who's afraid of Virgina Woolf? Wh...
Posted by The Freelance Hellraiser on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:46:00 PST |
Hey I just got one of those Macy’s $500 gift cards!!!!!!!!! |
and do you wanna know what?!!!!!!!!!! Beneath it's gaudy plastic resin carapace at the sub-atomic level is, in all it's tantalisingly dangerous glory, the secret of life the universe and everything. I...
Posted by The Freelance Hellraiser on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:35:00 PST |
I was a ghostwriter at Modular |
Grand-Leerdammers-in-Chief of Modular Records and former professional lindy-hoppers, Steve and his imaginary friend 'Pav' Pavlovic have already accomplished many of life's great ambitions, even though...
Posted by The Freelance Hellraiser on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST |
I was Erols Madam |
Rave impresario and one-time gravedigger Erol Alkan allowed me a rare glimpse into his Bakelite world by employing me as his Madam for 3 turbulent months back in 2006. The eldest of 28 children and he...
Posted by The Freelance Hellraiser on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:22:00 PST |
I Was Ivan Smagghes Employment Officer |
2005 was a time of upheaval and subsequent rebirth for the quintessential DJ's DJ and former Tae Kwon Do instructor. He'd just completed his seminal mix compilation 'Fabric 23' and assumed that the ch...
Posted by The Freelance Hellraiser on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:46:00 PST |
I was the original Boys Noize |
It was originally known as Roy's Noize and the noise in question relates to a mixtape titled Roy's Noize that was sent to my German pen-friend and one time horse-whisperer Alex Ridha back in 1983. Tra...
Posted by The Freelance Hellraiser on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:44:00 PST |
I was a Daft Punk robot |
There are 5 DP robots in each major territory*. There are the 2 that carry out all prime live and promotional performances (often referred to as the Optimal Prime), such as Coechella/Kanye West videos...
Posted by The Freelance Hellraiser on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:01:00 PST |
